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Jan '19 *
RTD (Roll to Dodge):
Sign-Up/Set-Up Phase:
1. Players sign in by posting "/in", accompanied by a backstory story for their character and posts it to thread (you can pick whatever you want: abilities, intelect, etc..., but keep in mind it is more fun when you stick to the theme)
2. The first 5 players to "/in" will start, any additional players will be placed on the waiting list.
3. Sign-Ups will close on Friday 1/18/2019 at 11:59 CST


Day Phase:
1. The first day will start on Monday 1/21/2019 at 11:59 CST
2. Days will last 5 calendar days. Starting each Monday and ending each Friday at 11:59 CST
3. Actions are posted publicly in the thread and can be changed up until the deadline. Players are encouraged to talk in thread and try to work together to solve issues and problems thrown at them by the master.
4. One the deadline is set reached the Derngoun Master will ask players to stop posting or lock the thread and then we enter the processing phase.

Processing Phase:
1. This phase is very easy for the players, you do nothing.
2. The Derngoun Master will take Saturday and Sunday to do the following 2 things
3. First the Master will roll a 6 sided die (once for each player). Based on the outcome of the roll the action will have one of the following type of outcome

#1: Epic Failure - The player failed in their action so bad something bad happened
#2: Small Failure - The player failed but nothing really happened
#3: Small Sucess - The player suceeded, but nothing valuable was achieved
#4: Large Sucess - The player suceeded and achieved what they wanted
#5: Epic Sucess - The player suceeded in the best way possible
#6: Overshot Sucess - The player suceeded so much that the action backfired

4. Then, once the dice have been rolled, the Master with then write a scene that ties all of the actions and their results together and also introduces new elements for the next "Day Phase"

Ending Phase:
The game can end in 1 of 4 scenerios
1. Everyone dies (This happens when everyone dies and the Master has chosen to not have or is out of alternates in their "queue")
2. World is destroyed (Similar to everyone dying, but regaurdless or players and alternates the game ends)
3. Mission accomplished (Sometimes Masters will theme the game like a quest and when you win, well you win)
4. Game has hit a point that everyone agrees has taken to long, at this point a vote is held and if the majority want it to end the Master sets a number of days that are remaining and once tey are done the game ends.


Rules:
1: Be nice. Jesting is fair game, but don't be a total ass, this will result in you being mod killed. This game is meant to be co-operative.
2. All actions must be submitted in bold and with "Action:" before the action.
3. Don't post in Red this color is reserved for the mod.
4. Don't post during the processing phase
5. Have fun


Players
1. Box_A_Hair
2. Snowy_Owl
3. Ballz
4. Zed
5. Bambi


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Snowy_Owl says:
#61

Feb '19
@bambi, thatโ€™s an excellent idea! And @ballz , @box, we should stay in the mausoleum and find as much supplies as we can before searching the tunnels beyond.

Action: Stay in the mausoleum searching for food and clothes while waiting for Cindy and Stewart to find us.


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Bambithedeer says:
#62

Feb '19
Action: Start my path to the mausoleum where Rose, Frank and Blart are.


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Ballz says:
#63

Feb '19
@Snowy You're probably right. Maybe I'll find an old bottle of wine or vodka.

Action: Help search the mausoleum for supplies.


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Snowy_Owl says:
#64

Feb '19
@ballz Haha. You are probably right. Alcohol should definitely be high on the list. We never know when we will need it.


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Box_a_Hair says:
#65

Feb '19
Action: Follow @ballz and @owl

Boring action, I know, but I don't have many other options right now. I'm on the verge of a diabetic coma, and if I separate, I'm as good as dead.


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#66

Feb '19
I'm giving ZED until tonight because of his scheduel and then will be proceding


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zed says:
#67

Feb '19
Poor Paul, he shall be sorely missed.
I'll start up some super smooth conversation with Cindy emoticon, along the lines of telling her about my recent lose of Jackqeline, chicks show comfort for guys that have had a recent loss ( or so the pickup books have told stewart )


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DerTables says:
#68

Feb '19
Story incoming


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#69

Feb '19
With everyone back in tip top shape the gang desides to play it safe and search the mausoleum for food, clothes and supplies. Rose begins to look around and hoping to find something to eat or use to explore. She doesn't find much, but is able to find a torch and an old bottle of 151 proof rum, now if only she had a way to light it. Frank on the other hand had terrible luck. He stepped on a loose floor tile and tripped down a hidden staircase. It looks like his ankle may be sprained. He cannot walk on his own next turn. Blart had much better luck. First he followed snowy as she found an unlit torch and then he walked down stairs when Frank fell. Now outside we have a whole other story going on. Cindi desides that she'd would be much safer with a group, and maybe another girl, Stewart is giving off some really creepy vibes. She begins to make her way to the mausoleum. Stewart in the meantime is doing his level best to fuck, I mean charm Cindi, and he's quite successful. At first Cindi finds it cute, (and a tad pathetic) she slips a nip, flashes her ass a bit and the guy just drools behind her. Then Stewart starts to tell Cindi about Jackqeline. She feels so bad for him that she offers him a condolence blowy. He naturally accepted, but to his dismay his dick was just so long and hard that it gagged Cindi who reflexively bit down. Stewarts's dick is now bleeding and limp, but hey eveyone is together in the mausoleum now!

Penalties:
Stewart will bleed out from his dick in 5 turns.
Frank cannot move if someone doesn't help him for 2 turns.



Roll results
Rose: 4
Frank: 1
Blart: 5
Cindy: 5
Stewart: 6


Side Note: I'm so sorry this took so long. I had a health emergancy and passed out while driving my car. There should be no more delays.


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Box_a_Hair says:
#70

Feb '19
Funny stuff. Stewart getting his dick bit was pure entertainment.

I'm stuck in a mausoleum with some alcohol, a torch, a woman, and a gimped out guy. I could probably help Frank, but I could also get drunk. When in Rome, right? I still also want to laugh at Stewart, and we should all probably hang out, but my mind is on exploring this evil mausoleum more...

My action will probably be to help Frank AND do something else. Get drunk? What can help me with my diabetes? If I don't get that treated, I could die randomly at any turn. I just hope if I do, I'll come back as a half coherent zombie to carry on...


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Ballz says:
#71

Feb '19
Son of a bitch. I knew this place wasn't safe.

That rum might help numb the pain in my ankle, but maybe booze isn't the answer for a change. Just kidding. Booze is always the answer. I wouldn't object to some help from someone getting back to my feet. Maybe not from Cindy though. She maimed poor Stewart!


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Snowy_Owl says:
#72

Feb '19
Wow this place just keeps on getting better.... I guess we need to figure out how to help Stewart and Frank. We are all together, so soon we can head out into the tunnels, I guess I can use my shawl to wrap Stewartโ€™s dick so the bleeding will slow, and hopefully we can find something to close the cut. And then I can head downstairs to help frank up, and give him some of the rum I found. Cindy @bambi maybe you can find some rocks and grass, and stocks so we can start a fire? It seems with some of our team down we might have to stay here for the night.


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Bambithedeer says:
#73

Feb '19
Sorry about that Stewart, wasnโ€™t expecting that at all hehe. Yeah Rose, that would probably help him a lot.
Awh man I was just about to offer some help Frank, but I understand. @Snowy Yeah Iโ€™ll start looking for those! We do need to keep warm for the night.


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Snowy_Owl says:
#74

Feb '19
@bambi maybe we wonโ€™t have luck starting a fire. Did you bring anything from the wreckage site? Anything that could keep us warm? If not we all might have to huddle together and use our bodies to keep warm.


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Bambithedeer says:
#75

Feb '19
Unfortunately the only thing I have is a half burnt law text book.. which Iโ€™m going to have to rebuy if I ever make it back to school... I guess thatโ€™s the only way then @Snowy


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Snowy_Owl says:
#76

Feb '19
I guess so. We should get with the guys to see what they want, but utilizing each otherโ€™s body heat seems like the way to go. @box, @ballz, @zed


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Ballz says:
#77

Feb '19
We could all just pile onto Blart to keep warm. Or into Blart...

No. That'd be murder. We'll come back to that particular option when we're all a little more desperate.

If we can get a fire started, we could do more with it than just keep warm. We could use it to cauterize Stewart's dick. It'd hurt him and make this mausoleum smell like a weenie roast, but it'd also stop his bleeding. Plus Rose has that torch now. Unless the rest of you want your own sprained ankles, it'd be wise to find a way to light it.


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Snowy_Owl says:
#78

Feb '19
@ballz well if we can start a fire somehow we can use some of the rum to soak the torch and light it. And I agree we can use fire to help Stewart. Maybe I can rip the shawl and use part of it to wrap your ankle so you donโ€™t move it, and the other to put a tourniquet around Stewartโ€™s dick until we can cauterize the wound.


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Bambithedeer says:
#79

Feb '19 *
Alright well then I will go look around to see if I can find anything around here to start a fire!


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Snowy_Owl says:
#80

Feb '19
@bambi alright that sounds good! Hopefully we can at least light the torch. And Blart, I just remembered, you still have 3 brownies, but maybe you should save those for when you feel your blood sugar start to drop, and maybe you could split each of them in half to make them last longer. @box


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