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Jan 2019 *
RTD (Roll to Dodge):
Sign-Up/Set-Up Phase:
1. Players sign in by posting "/in", accompanied by a backstory story for their character and posts it to thread (you can pick whatever you want: abilities, intelect, etc..., but keep in mind it is more fun when you stick to the theme)
2. The first 5 players to "/in" will start, any additional players will be placed on the waiting list.
3. Sign-Ups will close on Friday 1/18/2019 at 11:59 CST


Day Phase:
1. The first day will start on Monday 1/21/2019 at 11:59 CST
2. Days will last 5 calendar days. Starting each Monday and ending each Friday at 11:59 CST
3. Actions are posted publicly in the thread and can be changed up until the deadline. Players are encouraged to talk in thread and try to work together to solve issues and problems thrown at them by the master.
4. One the deadline is set reached the Derngoun Master will ask players to stop posting or lock the thread and then we enter the processing phase.

Processing Phase:
1. This phase is very easy for the players, you do nothing.
2. The Derngoun Master will take Saturday and Sunday to do the following 2 things
3. First the Master will roll a 6 sided die (once for each player). Based on the outcome of the roll the action will have one of the following type of outcome

#1: Epic Failure - The player failed in their action so bad something bad happened
#2: Small Failure - The player failed but nothing really happened
#3: Small Sucess - The player suceeded, but nothing valuable was achieved
#4: Large Sucess - The player suceeded and achieved what they wanted
#5: Epic Sucess - The player suceeded in the best way possible
#6: Overshot Sucess - The player suceeded so much that the action backfired

4. Then, once the dice have been rolled, the Master with then write a scene that ties all of the actions and their results together and also introduces new elements for the next "Day Phase"

Ending Phase:
The game can end in 1 of 4 scenerios
1. Everyone dies (This happens when everyone dies and the Master has chosen to not have or is out of alternates in their "queue")
2. World is destroyed (Similar to everyone dying, but regaurdless or players and alternates the game ends)
3. Mission accomplished (Sometimes Masters will theme the game like a quest and when you win, well you win)
4. Game has hit a point that everyone agrees has taken to long, at this point a vote is held and if the majority want it to end the Master sets a number of days that are remaining and once tey are done the game ends.


Rules:
1: Be nice. Jesting is fair game, but don't be a total ass, this will result in you being mod killed. This game is meant to be co-operative.
2. All actions must be submitted in bold and with "Action:" before the action.
3. Don't post in Red this color is reserved for the mod.
4. Don't post during the processing phase
5. Have fun


Players
1. Box_A_Hair
2. Snowy_Owl
3. Ballz
4. Zed
5. Bambi


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zed says:
#24, Reply to #1

Jan 2019
I try to gather as much lube as I can from jackeline and shove it in her holes, as one never knows when the grease will come in handy, like greasing up any locks I will encounter. Then I start to sound off via my foghorn like rectum every 5 minutes in the hope of attracting attention


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zed says:
#6

Jan 2019
nostrovia comrades, Stewart Mac doodle here, I was intending to visit my rellies in Aberdeen but somehow in my inebriated state brought a ticket to Moscow by mistake, all I have on me is a roll of fruit lollies a hanky, and a much loved cheap inflatable doll (uninflated). I have no hair on my body due to some ancestral curse but to compensate can produce gas on command. Iโ€™m currently employed as a plumber.


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zed says:
#36

Jan 2019 *
Test: I did post yesterday but can't see it now
OK seems to be working, running, linux off a PC with SDD so have to run everything in memory where I have to reenter everything when I turn the PC on. on a spanish keybaord which is a PITA to type on cause characters are different than what they say.

ACTION: gather up as much lube as I can and stick it in Jackolines holes, as one never knows wether or not theres some locks that need to be greased up, or squeaky doors, the bane of my life.
Next plan to find my comrades, I will start sounding off my foghorn like anus every 5 minutes in the hope of attracting their attention.


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zed says:
#47

Feb 2019
are you sure thats lube on Paulยดs hand?
So my fog horn ass hasnt summoned any attention?
Action: I suppose I better start heading in the direction of any flames/lights in the area or any burning smell ( I assume the plane is burning ) in the hope of meeting up with me comrades


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zed says:
#67

Feb 2019
Poor Paul, he shall be sorely missed.
I'll start up some super smooth conversation with Cindy emoticon, along the lines of telling her about my recent lose of Jackqeline, chicks show comfort for guys that have had a recent loss ( or so the pickup books have told stewart )


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zed says:
#81

Feb 2019
You want to stick my dick into a fire?
Or do you want to wrap a rum soaked shawl around it and use it as a fakkel?
either way I see my dick getting burnt, hopefully the lube isnt too flamable or else we could be in for some major damage esp if the flames reach my gas filled anus sphincter


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zed says:
#90

Mar 2019
Action: Lie back and let the others administer help to my painful penis, then have a look around the mausoleum to see if theres any useful items


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zed says:

Apr 2019
Zombie Bear, thus I usume its out sniffing for brains, maybe if we can cool it down it will go into hibernation mode (or cant I see the bear?)
Action Cover my head in semen to mask the stench of my brains



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