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Mar 2014
In retrospect, I cannot take them seriously. However, in retrospect is the only knowledge I have of this year's categories, because I didn't watch the Oscars, nor do I feel as though I should have. Hollywood continues its descent into a dying cliche every time a movie producer tries to play it safe and go the route that makes the most money, but art isn't about the money. It's about the effect that the art leaves with you, and (like many large organizations) the Academy Awards lean towards politically correct films and themes. Now, a movie doesn't need trashy subject matter for me to appreciate it... but it helps.

Have I seen even half of this year's winning films? No. No, I have not seen Gravity. In fact, the only movie I saw was Dallas Buyer's Club, because it was all about AIDS, transvestites, and most importantly, Mathew McConaughey as a redneck. It's legitimately a good movie too, and I really enjoyed it, but most of the nominees this year don't draw me in at all.

I feel as though horror, exploitation, and cult films and interests can have their own entire awards, hosted here, on this site. Users would simply submit their nominations, and vote. The Trash Awards could cover film, television, music, literature, and even people awards. Mainstream nominations would be allowed, but independent projects would be encouraged.

Let's make our own annual awards, here on Trash Epics.


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Ballz says:
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Mar 2014
I couldn't care less what Hollywood thinks of their own movies. The Oscars is just a way for the bigwigs in Hollywood to jerk each other off. I don't know much about what won this year and I doubt I've seen any of them. I've heard of 'Gravity' and 'Dallas Buyer's Club', of course, but I'll probably only see the latter and pretty much for the same reasons you listed.

I like the idea of the Trash Awards though. Anything allowed while focusing on the stuff that Hollywood ignores. Also would be a good way to spread info about flicks that maybe aren't so well-known even among trash fans.


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Box_a_Hair says:
#2, Reply to #1

Mar 2014
The awards I'd want to start out with would be pretty basic.

Film:
- Best Actor
- Best Director
- Best Feature
- Best Screenplay
- Best Short Film

Music:
- Best Album
- Best Artist
- Best Band
- Best Music Video
- Best Song

Television:
- Best Actor
- Best Director
- Best Episode
- Best Series
- Best Teleplay

Video Games:
- Best Console Game
- Best Mobile Game
- Best PC Game
- Best Story
- Best Web Game

People:
- Filthiest Person Alive

Suggestions are welcome.


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Ballz says:
#3, Reply to #2

Mar 2014
I think that's a pretty solid list to start with. One suggestion that comes to mind is a suggestion for novels. I don't read much myself, but I'm sure there's plenty of worthwhile stuff out there each year. Maybe a couple categories for it like 'Best Author' and 'Best Novel'?

My other suggestion is one for companies that release DVDs/Blu-rays. Not sure what it could be called, but there could be categories like 'Best Cover Art', 'Best Extras', 'Best Release Company', 'Best Release'. Something like that. Of course, Shout! Factory and their releases would probably win each category there these days...


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Ballz says:
#4, Reply to #3

Mar 2014
One more idea for the 'Film' section. Perhaps a 'Best Soundtrack' catergory?


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Box_a_Hair says:
#5, Reply to #4

Mar 2014
I'd be down for any of these categories. Literature/novels is a whole new venture in itself to dive into, but since I'm illiterate, we'll need to rely on the opinions of others for that whole bit.

The sad thing is that no soundtracks for any movie are memorable these days, so I'd probably just default the winner of the annual "Best Score" category to Things, every single year.
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0183881/


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Ballz says:
#6, Reply to #5

Mar 2014
True dat. It all sounds like the same old generic junk now. The most recent thing that I can think of at all that had a recognizable score was Dexter, but most of that was recorded back when the show first started, so it's really not that recent at all.


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Box_a_Hair says:
#7, Reply to #3

Mar 2014
I've considered this awards system and have decided to create my own movie database on the site, complete with film info, voting & reviews, and film/dvd lists. However, I would need contributors for such a task if I want to build up a good library of titles, because I'm too lazy to define hundreds of titles in a row, but it could be done. And it would integrate with the Trash Awards too. I'll be plotting this, so now's the time to throw out any ideas for it.


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Ballz says:
#8, Reply to #7

Mar 2014 *
I wouldn't object to helping with that. Info as far as simple stuff like titles, years, etc. would be easy enough to build up I think with even just three or four people working on it.


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#9, Reply to #7

Mar 2014
Happy to assist if I can with a database.

Also, on awards, if you can get the right people here, you could also have something like a short film competition, with a Trash Award (or several) for the winner. I know I'd be up for it just for shits and giggles, and I'm sure others would. As well as talking and reviewing trash, we might as well be making it!

Might be a bit ambitious for early days, running before you can walk and all that, but in a couple of years perhaps? Of course there will no doubt be folks who already have stuff on YouTube, so get some of that stuff posted (hint, hint Mr Director... I've seen your Things/Tromafreak epic, and it should be here front and center!).


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Box_a_Hair says:
#10, Reply to #9

Mar 2014
I appreciate that very much. Terrible Things has lore to it now, as the blue sweater mullet himself, Barry J. Gillis, commented on it (and liked it). Since I posted Terrible Things on July 4th (America's birthday), and today is Ireland's birthday "St. Patrick's Day"... and Irish people are always drunk, just like the characters of Terrible Things. Even the teddy bear was drunk in that video.

As for the user contests, the awards would be an achievement, though we'd need more participants before any rules could be established. My vague contest ideas included:
- Best Short Film (0-5 minutes)
- Best Short Story (0-5 pages)
- Best Song (0-5 minutes)

Suggestions welcome.

You're absolutely right about the trash though. If we're gonna take over the world, we need to spread the filth.


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#11, Reply to #10

Mar 2014
Only thing I'd add to that list would be split film into live action and animated.

Of course, if someone made something like that vid I posted the other day, it would straddle to the two categorise like some giant... straddling thing. Hmmm. Seem to have lost that analogy. Anyway, it's clearly live action, but it feels more like animation.

May also be cool to have a kind of 'behind the scenes/commentary' thread for movies so people can talk (well, write) about the experience, how the got their inspiration, highs and lows, etc. Only if they want to, of course.


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Ballz says:
#12, Reply to #7

Mar 2014 *
On the subject of both your movie database and user-made shorts, will the shorts be a part of the database as well? If not, I think they should. Both because of your idea to integrate the awards into the database and because it'd be easier to keep track of such films as they disappear under newer posts. You could even provide a link to the shorts on YouTube on their individual database pages, so curious people don't have to dig if they're curious.

Yes, you have your tags system, but that's not helpful to someone who's looking for something to watch and doesn't know the names of any of the shorts. And to help with that on the database, if you're going to allow movies to be sorted by genre, any user-made shorts could be assigned with "user-made" or something simple like that.


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Box_a_Hair says:
#13, Reply to #12

Mar 2014
Yes, the shorts would be included in the trash film database (if desired). Not to suggest that the films in the database will be explicitly "trashy" titles, but really any film is acceptable for now. I'm hoping to merge some kind of video cataloguing service into this (such as for dvd lists), so the database would need to encompass a lot, but fortunately, those here on this site are likely to add fitting titles for us.

I'm thinking of excluding genre categories in favor of merging them into tags. Tags will factor into the search for things I don't want to allocate too much data for, but they can be valuable in other ways regardless. For example, if you tag a post with [shout], it gives your post a shoutbox, you dig?


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Ballz says:
#14, Reply to #13

Mar 2014
I think that's a fine idea, to merge genre categories into tags. Well, I guess the best place to start with the database will be with our own DVD lists. The few users here now combined alone would be able cover a decent amount of what needs to be in the database I think.



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