No idea, all I remember is jumping on the back of some vietnamese's girls motor scooter and then she couldnt ride it, I was too heavy or someit.
Im like I see ppl riding around with 5 on the back of the bike and you cant handle just me??

zed, I know the post I'm responding to is from six years ago, but still. A question.

You said "or someit." Do people from NZ say that, or did you pick it up from somebody from the UK? Or from the internet? I have seen, in print, that people from some parts of the UK say "summat" to mean "something." Do people in NZ colloquially spell that "someit," or were you just goofing around?

I think that kind of thing is interesting... it cracks me up when I see someone online say "for fuck's sake" and then in the next sentence call whoever they are writing a message to "y'all." The internet has produced some bizarre hybrids of local expressions and slang from all over the world.

Wasn't there someone from Manchester, UK here, a while back? I can't remember who it was... maybe he is still one of us regulars, and I jut don't emember where he is from. If so, sorry, whoever you are. Fozmalachu was from Wales, I believe. Or at least he was Welsh. He would make comments in Welsh now and then. But, I'm not really talking about totally different languages, I just enjoy seeing when people merge "English" slang from completely different areas of the planet.

Ta, I didn't realize you spelt it sommat. I most likely was spelling it wrong then.
I definetly say it in everyday speech, not sure about other kiwis, it wouldn't surprise me.
My spelling is attrocious

I think I heard some characters say summat, or someit, or summot, or whatever the hell it is, in the Barry Hines nuclear war movie Threads, from 1984. That was supposed to be set in Sheffield, in the UK. Was New Zealand heavily settled by people from around the Sheffield area, back in the 19th century or whenever? Sheffield is in South Yorkhire apparently... had to check.

PS "My spelling is attrocious." LOL

I found this:
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/summat

Omg, that was you????

I definitely fucked that ass.

Signed,

Honky

Thats not something to be proud of, cause like I said Im a virgin down there
now I expect being so that having a dick up there for the first time would leave some sort of soreness (perhaps it doesnt I have no idea)
so the only reason for this to be the case is if you have a micropenis
that and plus this was a swiss guy

N-bombs to the right of me, F-bombs to the left of me... remember when nobody took anything so literal?

Shut up, faggot.

Hmmm... right.

I'll make you my bitch while drinking a Shirley Temple... bitch!

Have you tried drinking it through your ass. i.e. you tried a shirley temple enema?
this ain't gay btw.
As the leader of the proud boys demonstrated to us by sticking that dildo up his ass on live TV, Sticking things up your ass ain't in the slightest way gay

No, I've never had an enema...wait, I might have had a mocha latte enema...not sure if that was a dream or reality?

Everybody loves the soldiers till the fighting ends and they come home. Enrique Tario stuck a dildo up his ass?

Maybe? No its Gavin McInnes. actually from googling he has a history of showing his asshole to people on camera (totally not gay)

He shoved the big dildo up there quite easily (obviously hes done it before) to prove that he had nothing against gays.
I guess thats the logic that trumps favorite lawyer used when he sucked off 100s of guys, because he absolutely was not gay.
Maybe its just me, but 2 men having sex with each sounds quite gay, but what do I know, I'm not a lawyer

I think he was the founder but walked away. Didn't he create VICE news/channel, sell it for boatloads and now it's worth about $3.fitty? I could care less honestly.

I don't know VICE, I've heard the name before I assumed it was gossip website or something

Stop gaying up my thread, ya poofters!

This thread was dead, bloated and floating in the water face down. I resurrected it.

I'd just like to say that I like my coffee just the way I like my women: black and bitter. Having said that, yeah, I know what you mean. It totally sucks. I used to be a fan of a drink called a Blue Hawaiian, before I understood what you are talking about, that men are only allowed to like beer and hard, manly drinks.

What was that drink that the Jake Gylenhall character liked, in Zodiac? It was bright blue, and kind of fruity-looking. I think he converted the Robert Downey Jr. character, to be a fan of it, whatever it was. Aha, I found it, it's called an Aqua Velva.