Be concerned, My gaydar is showing red,
actually that reminds me of exactly 5 years ago today in Hue, Vietnam, I'ld gone to an american 4th july pool party the night before to celebrate for some vietnam war film they had finished shooting, I wern't in the film but a lot of the other honkies were.
Anyways I woke up the next morning in my hotel room naked and there was this dude clothed on the bed next to me sleeping, wierd. I still thnk I retained my virginity (my ass felt normal)

No idea, all I remember is jumping on the back of some vietnamese's girls motor scooter and then she couldnt ride it, I was too heavy or someit.
Im like I see ppl riding around with 5 on the back of the bike and you cant handle just me??

Ta, I didn't realize you spelt it sommat. I most likely was spelling it wrong then.
I definetly say it in everyday speech, not sure about other kiwis, it wouldn't surprise me.
My spelling is attrocious

Thats not something to be proud of, cause like I said Im a virgin down there
now I expect being so that having a dick up there for the first time would leave some sort of soreness (perhaps it doesnt I have no idea)
so the only reason for this to be the case is if you have a micropenis
that and plus this was a swiss guy

Have you tried drinking it through your ass. i.e. you tried a shirley temple enema?
this ain't gay btw.
As the leader of the proud boys demonstrated to us by sticking that dildo up his ass on live TV, Sticking things up your ass ain't in the slightest way gay

Maybe? No its Gavin McInnes. actually from googling he has a history of showing his asshole to people on camera (totally not gay)

He shoved the big dildo up there quite easily (obviously hes done it before) to prove that he had nothing against gays.
I guess thats the logic that trumps favorite lawyer used when he sucked off 100s of guys, because he absolutely was not gay.
Maybe its just me, but 2 men having sex with each sounds quite gay, but what do I know, I'm not a lawyer

I don't know VICE, I've heard the name before I assumed it was gossip website or something