Let me lick your asshole mate I bet you have a smooth cock. Be gay with me.

Well, this reply didn't age well.

how so not, I would add this into the top 100 comments ever on this site

At a price. Now everyone thinks you're a gay.

Who is more gay?

was trumps favorite lawyer gay as he insisted he was not gay, even though he had been fucked by and has fucked hundreds of men, and no doubt sucked hundreds of dicks.

Or me whos never sucked a persons cock or been fucked by or fucked a man. I suppose I would have to try it before I die, I would of until now but I've just have never had the desire, the funny thing is I would take a super ugly woman over the worlds most beautiful man, I've always been like this.

I'm not sure. tbh, never been all that great at solving riddles.

I don't doubt it. I guess the first way to solve something is first to correctly indentify what it is. The above is not a riddle, its just a multi choice question ;)

Ok, so, you're saying you're not gay at all, then? Like after one too many brewskies, you've never even taken somebody's little stiffy and given it a light kiss on the Urethra and then slowly slide your tongue around it for a while? It's ok if you have. Nobody here will be mad at ya.

nah, I'ld admit if I had. And like I said I will have to try before I die, but I'm still gonna live a long life so I'm in no rush

Don't jinx yourself now. Have you ever licked your own dick though? And would that make you gay for yourself?

I think I tried when I was a teen but just wasn't flexible enough.
Though even if you could suck your dick I don't think it would feel the same as having a real blowjob, its like trying to tickle yourself, its just not the same

You can fist out an orgasm in < 15 seconds?!
You're already on your way to a promotion around here.

Noice brah

Why haven't there been more posts from the OP. It would spice things up a little.