Well, this reply didn't age well.

At a price. Now everyone thinks you're a gay.

I'm not sure. tbh, never been all that great at solving riddles.

Ok, so, you're saying you're not gay at all, then? Like after one too many brewskies, you've never even taken somebody's little stiffy and given it a light kiss on the Urethra and then slowly slide your tongue around it for a while? It's ok if you have. Nobody here will be mad at ya.