Let me lick your asshole mate I bet you have a smooth cock. Be gay with me.

how so not, I would add this into the top 100 comments ever on this site

Who is more gay?

was trumps favorite lawyer gay as he insisted he was not gay, even though he had been fucked by and has fucked hundreds of men, and no doubt sucked hundreds of dicks.

Or me whos never sucked a persons cock or been fucked by or fucked a man. I suppose I would have to try it before I die, I would of until now but I've just have never had the desire, the funny thing is I would take a super ugly woman over the worlds most beautiful man, I've always been like this.

I don't doubt it. I guess the first way to solve something is first to correctly indentify what it is. The above is not a riddle, its just a multi choice question ;)

nah, I'ld admit if I had. And like I said I will have to try before I die, but I'm still gonna live a long life so I'm in no rush

I think I tried when I was a teen but just wasn't flexible enough.
Though even if you could suck your dick I don't think it would feel the same as having a real blowjob, its like trying to tickle yourself, its just not the same