I got bored one day and decided to make an Excel spreadsheet tracking all the movies I've seen over the years. 2013 is when I started keeping track, and older ones as I remember.
Right now I'm up to 2760 movies seen.

What I have listed on the spreadsheet are:
Movie title with IMDB link
Year of release
My rating out of 10
IMDB rating at date of listing
Movie run time
MPAA rating
Medium viewed in
First three genres listed on IMDB
Primary genre (in my opinion)
Date first watched
Plot synopsis

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A couple years ago I was looking for a horror podcast to listen to while at work, and I came across Lore.
It delves into bizarre and true stories from around the world. Most of the ones I listened to had a dark edge to them. Some had a sharp edge, especially axes.
Some are about well-known stories, such as the Jersey Devil and Lizzie Borden. Others are some I never heard of.
They range from 30 minutes to an hour. Check it out if interested
And when you do, make sure you say hi to Aaron Mah... Continue »

I wont go into too much detail, but I've always liked Frank Grillo. He is one smooth motherfucker and I love seeing him be bad-ass. Mel Gibson doesn't have as meaty of a role as he did in Fatman, but put him in any movie and it'll be better. The science behind the time-loop is negligable compared to the action and comedy it provides, but at this point, is there anything more to say about time-loop movies? The protagonist goes through trial and error, tries to be a better person, yada yada...

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All I can say is wow. Can't believe it took me this long to watch. One the best bad movies I have seen in a long time. This movie should be the poster child of a board like this. It is so badly hilarious at times with the acting, dubbing and scenarios and then other times amazingly brutal with its violence.

I actually started to watch this on Tubi the other day but then looked into it and found out it was edited. The only unedited version I could find was the DVD directly through Full Moon so... Continue »

After the school was destroyed in the first movie, it's only natural that, for entertainment's sake, the school be rebuilt and merged with the nuclear power plant. Our protagonist is a beefcake named Roger who everybody views as a stupid nerd, which is pretty funny. He finds love with a woman named Victoria, who happens to be a subhumanoid with a mouth on her belly button, capable of melting down into a pile of green slime at any point!

I've been told that this movie sucks, but I was pretty ent... Continue »

Hey guys, Bambi and I have started a book club, and are also becoming book bloggers to try and get more people reading! If y'all have a Facebook can you go like the page Bookswithbambiandsnowy. And if you have an Instagram ours is @bookswithbambiandsnowy!

If you guys aren't a fan of reading, could you please share the posts! We would reallly appreciate it!

Also we will promote trashepics on our discussions for horror novels!

Just watched LA Wars as I grabbed the Vinegar Syndrome release a while back. If you are into action/exploitation you need to see it now. Right up there with Action USA as cheesy gold. It has everything from over the top gun violence, martial arts, boobs, ridiculous 90s attire, and your typical 90s meat head in the lead role. The exchanges with him and his captain are hilarious. They are almost straight out of the ones they made fun of in the Last Action Hero but they were trying to be serious.... Continue »

I just saw this movie for the first time, two or three days ago. I guess I had heard of it, and maybe vaguely knew the general idea, but somehow I missed seeing it.

I liked it! The WAY they shot the movie is borderline spectacular... it has lots of very cool shots that I think might be called fractal... the camera appears to be zooming in and in and in for MILES along a city street, and the central point in the frame keeps expanding until it moves beyond you and you seem to be within it, and... Continue »

This movie is almost competent. It seems like some crap Anchor Bay might have put out back in the day, and that crap was always pretty awesome either way. This movie has some charm to it, but only a little.

The plot is brilliant though. A guy sleeps around with the housewives of suburbia, unknowingly spreading his VD that turns women (who have had children, mind you) into some very very hungry women. They're almost zombies, but not braindead enough. Furthermore, they look like rip-offs of Frigh... Continue »

Samuel L. Jackson, born 1948
Richard Roundtree, born 1942

I had no idea they were only 6 years apart. Shaft prime sure started early!

I realize, many people refuse to have anything to do with this franchise, because the director is such a shitstain. I can't argue with that. But for me, this is a guilty pleasure... I have enjoyed at least a few scenes in all the movies in the franchise so far. I will have to find a way to watch this so no money goes to the director... anyway, it looks like they are well into filming, and possibly have already finished. It says it will be released later this year.
https://en.wikipedia.org/w... Continue »

So this movie is basically perfect. From the late Danny Steinman pre F13-5 infamy, this here is high school rape/revenge gang movie set in Los Angeles 1984. You can't get a more perfect setting.

As it begins, our female protagonists are led by Linda Blair, whose nips are the first thing you see. Don't worry, you eventually get to see her topless, but we'll get to that later. Her deaf little sister is played by Linnea Quigley, and it's funny to see her playing such a naive and innocent girl. Wel... Continue »

Everybody ought to know by now that Spike Lee is the one of the most racist directors of all time. Somehow, his movies always end up alright in spite of his awful and ironic sentiments, and this movie is no exception. It's actually kind of funny for the most part, because everybody likes to laugh at white supremacists. Especially when they're all dumb rednecks, which is exactly how Spike Lee views every white person.

John David Washington sports a killer afro and sounds exactly like his father.... Continue »

I don't have a terribly high opinion of Full Moon. I love the idea, but I haven't seen many that I would call great. They're known for Puppetmaster, right? And that one was pretty mediocre, so naturally, they had to make an excessive amount of sequels and spin-offs. Here's another. Demonic Toys.

Right off the bat, I notice a standout in the credits. David S. Goyer wrote this film before he was writing A-list movies, and because of this, the movie isn't terrible. By Full Moon standards, it's pre... Continue »

I started thinking about this after I posted something here about the SNL recurring skit, The Californians. Los Angeles is, of course, massively over-represented in pop culture. There is basically no escaping it. Probably more than half of all movies released in many, many, many given years are filmed there, at least partly, and are often set there. That sucks, of course.... it would be nice if more of an effort were made to spread things out, and film movies in more major cities in the US,... Continue »

I know I repeat myself here sometimes, I think I might be doing it now... sorry. Anyway, I am watching Terminator: Genisys again, and I was just thinking about something John Connor says. He mentions something called the Nacogdoches Offensive, which sounds like some kind of post-apocalypse battle by the resistance against Skynet in the 20-teens or 2020s in the original Terminator timeline.

I was just thinking, I bet they mentioned that particular location because it was where a lot of the d... Continue »

So someone asked me post my thoughts about this movie. It's one I picked up in a Goodwill haul.
Overall, it was pretty good. (6/10)
As a psychological thriller, it worked really well. The basic plot is a fairly common one among horror/thrillers: a family/group move into a house that belonged to another family, and one of the family members goes coocoo for Coco-Puffs.
The Wendigo itself was really more of an afterthought. And I don't think it really existed. It was just an old story that came... Continue »

Have any of you seen this movie? It's an East German children's movie. Never heard of it until I saw it on some list of scariest movies. The dwarf is pretty freaky. I can see how he would scar young children.
And it's actually a really good movie, too. IMDB tating is 7.0, which is what I gave it as well.
If you haven't seen it, go check it out. Here is the YouTube link: https://youtu.be/WhVFcy4ZMIg
It's 71 minutes of good old fashioned nightmare fuel.

I keep thinking of this classic scene from Creepshow, ever since HH died. Anyone else have a favorite HH scene from anything?? Maybe from Capricorn One, or The Firm, or something else from Creepshow...?

HBO Max and facebook have been shoving this down my throat, so I figured I'd give it a whirl. Denzel plays a cop who basically ruined his life on his previous case because he got too invested. Somehow or another, he gets roped into a serial killer case, teams up with Rami Malek, and you can watch the rest to see how it unfolds.

My thoughts? It's well made, but that doesn't mean it's great. It's certainly not bad, so I guess I'd say it just is. I think a lot of these detective crime stori... Continue »

I like the idea of David Ayer more than I like some of his movies. He's a hard-hitter who loves to add the grit into mainstream cinema, and if I had to give a reason I'm not fully onboard with him, it's Suicide Squad. Pure shit, and after a streak of decent movies. Bright was okay in an awkward way, but he's finally hit his stride again, and despite its low rating, this movie ain't bad.

All you need to know is this is a Los Angeles crime movie and you'll know what to expect. It's not original,... Continue »

Wrapping up my bout with site styles, I've decided to remove a few of the less noteworthy ones and replace the 'bland' theme with something more appropriate.

Check out the new 'Retro' theme (in light and dark modes) and you'll find yourself somewhere you hoped you'd never see again. A place both familiar and nauseating.

Why do I do these things? Somebody shoot me now.

Is anyone else a fan of these? This one always cracks me up. If you start searching Youtube for keywords like fewdio, daywalt, and cowmaster studios, you can find many more, and if you click on come of them eventually Youtube should start recommending similar stuff to you on its own.

Bear with me if I ramble, because I'm drunk and high and caffeinated and snowed in. This place has been pretty stoic lately, so I need to assure people that the world isn't dead. Not yet.

Nobody knows what to do or what to think lately. The world is in a stasis as it waits to get back into motion, and we can all point the finger or procastinate, but why not dwell on garbage and filth? That's what I would do. That's what Indy would do. Continue »

You're probably asking yourself, "Who gives a fuck about these themes?"

I do, you stupid son of a bitch. Try 'em out in light and dark modes. A few more backgrounds, sound effects, and minor adjustments and I'll be done with all of this shit. Maybe.