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Dec '20
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAATTT??!!!!

Oh, I get it. Because Toxie is huge, let's make the new one small!

https://screenrant.com/toxic-avenger-reboot-movie-peter-dinklage-casting-perfect-reason/amp/


Okay, I know Screen Rant is a pile of shit that is only still in business because of the Pitch Meeting videos, but what the hell is this? Is this for real? He better only be playing the Melvin version.

Oh what the fuck, I'm sure it'll suck either way....


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Box_a_Hair says:
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Dec '20
I saw he was cast, but I didn't know it was for Toxie. emoticon The Dink has a history of ignoring his size though. In X-Men: Days of Future Past, he played Trask, which was a character formerly played by Bill Duke (a large black man). Then in Avengers: Endgame, he played a giant. Maybe they'll CGI him as a regular sized person, or maybe they were just kidding when they said they respected the property.


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Box_a_Hair says:
#3, Reply to #2

Dec '20
I still wish they would have gone with Steve Pink's remake with Schwarzenegger as Toxie's personal trainer, but alas, men... especially white men... are now the bane of society. Everything needs a racial or sexist twist. Or in this case, a size twist.

Marvel just released a slew of trailers for their Disney Plus lineup, and one of them is Marvel's What If, which can be summarized as "What if Captain America was a woman?!" and "What if Star Lord was black?!"

I'll ask a good what-if... What if someone actually asked those questions? What if someone actually gave a shit? What if they came up with an actual good what-if storyline that didn't involve being painfully PC?


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Box_a_Hair says:
#6, Reply to #5

Dec '20
Wait, has Tom Hardy been confirmed as Bond? Didn't know that. But yeah, I'd love to see a black trans midget give it a go.



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