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Dec 2020
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAATTT??!!!!

Oh, I get it. Because Toxie is huge, let's make the new one small!

https://screenrant.com/toxic-avenger-reboot-movie-peter-dinklage-casting-perfect-reason/amp/


Okay, I know Screen Rant is a pile of shit that is only still in business because of the Pitch Meeting videos, but what the hell is this? Is this for real? He better only be playing the Melvin version.

Oh what the fuck, I'm sure it'll suck either way....


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Box_a_Hair says:
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Dec 2020
I saw he was cast, but I didn't know it was for Toxie. emoticon The Dink has a history of ignoring his size though. In X-Men: Days of Future Past, he played Trask, which was a character formerly played by Bill Duke (a large black man). Then in Avengers: Endgame, he played a giant. Maybe they'll CGI him as a regular sized person, or maybe they were just kidding when they said they respected the property.


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Znep27 says:
#2, Reply to #1

Dec 2020
At least they're not making him a woman.

Actually, it wouldn't surprise me at all if they made Toxie's role secondary to Sarah, who is now a super badass Zatoichi-like character.


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Box_a_Hair says:
#3, Reply to #2

Dec 2020
I still wish they would have gone with Steve Pink's remake with Schwarzenegger as Toxie's personal trainer, but alas, men... especially white men... are now the bane of society. Everything needs a racial or sexist twist. Or in this case, a size twist.

Marvel just released a slew of trailers for their Disney Plus lineup, and one of them is Marvel's What If, which can be summarized as "What if Captain America was a woman?!" and "What if Star Lord was black?!"

I'll ask a good what-if... What if someone actually asked those questions? What if someone actually gave a shit? What if they came up with an actual good what-if storyline that didn't involve being painfully PC?


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markus-san says:
#5, Reply to #3

Dec 2020
Fuck Tom Hardy, the next James Bond should've been cast as a black transexual midget.


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Box_a_Hair says:
#6, Reply to #5

Dec 2020
Wait, has Tom Hardy been confirmed as Bond? Didn't know that. But yeah, I'd love to see a black trans midget give it a go.


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markus-san says:
#7, Reply to #6

Dec 2020 *
Nah not officially confirmed, but it looks like a given. Personally I think he's a bit too "well known" to play Bond with roles like Mad Max, Venom, Bane, etc under his belt. I'd prefer it to go to someone a bit younger and less famous. I mean even most of the previous Bonds were not that famous until they actually became Bond, maybe with the exception of Roger Moore but even he wasn't really a movie star. Still, no doubt he will do a sterling job if the rumours are confirmed.


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Tromafreak says:
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Dec 2020
Am I the only one who was hoping he'd be playing Mayor Peter Belgoody? I could see them all deciding that it might be offensive to fat people to find another fat piece of shit to replace the old one, thinking people might find a sadistic midget more fun.


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