Gonna see if I can knock off 1 or 2 of the last 6 I haven't seen from
https://www.imdb.com/list/ls075703775

A multi year journey


OK 2 are on youtube, sweet ( been there about 6-9 months )

and a third is also on youtube but with a fucking russian voiceover, fuck I hate that.
I never understood why they do it, I know its a poor country but fuck employ a few voice artists for a couple of hours instead of doing the cheapest effort possible, or better yet, do subtitles


Nudity = bush or penis, i.e. tits alone ain't enuf
Gore = only if its excessive


6/10 When Evil Lurks (2023) - Fuck its hard to understand argentian spanish, (apparently theres no correct way of writing Argentinia)
Gore,Retard,Diegosploitation = 2
6/10 Midnight Peepshow (2022) - English antholasploitation which actually aint too bad, not sure why it has such a low rating. Rape,Drugs,Nudity = 3 - 5 = -2
4/10 Scream for vengeance (1980) - The guy goes 'If we werent planning on killing you why do you think we are wearing these stockings over our heads', But his stocking is akin to wearing a plastic bag, i.e. it didnt disguise him at all. Rape, Nudity, Video Nasty = 3
4/10 White Fire (1984) - Robert Ginty is such an unlikely asskicker, still he and his sister manages to off a bunch of baddies in this action film. Crapsploitation, Incest, Nudity = 2
5/10 Junk (2000) - Pretty standard J Zombie film sure it has nods to the italian stuff of the 80s but in way special. Gore = 1
4/10 Samurai Cop (1991) - Apparently Mathew Karedas cut his hair during filming, didn't he read the tale of samson, and with that snip went his hollywood career. Shampoosploitation, Pleasure Point = 1
3/10 Hollywood Cop (1987) - By the same director as Samurai Cop and starring 4 huge stars, James Mitchum, Cameron Mitchell, Troy Donahue, Aldo Ray (not quite sure whats up ith him tbh, he starts off with chinese accent and then forgets to continue). Though even those 4 stars (and they are stars cause the film opens up showing their stars on hollywood walk, I counting 7 though, I'm guessing the other 3 were just fake) the only hilight apart from some dialog was the dude cutting off a guys head cause he raped his wife. Rape, Starsploitation = 1
3/10 Who Killed Captain Alex? (2015) - Uganda's first action film as they keep on saying during the film, I mean literally during the whole runtime the narator makes this clear. Yes its non stop action, with weapons and kung-fu (actually not to bad, well not good but better than a lot in the west) high rating & 10,000 votes, yeah well like a lot of indian films, don't trust the rating. Intentionally Bad Qualities, afrasploitation = 1
3/10 The Gingerdead Man (2005) - Charles Band married the lead chick from this (33 years his junior, can't be jealous the other chick was sexier). Thank fuck Bands brother wasn't doing the soundtrack, so thats a plus I suppose. Buseysploitation = 0
4/10 America 3000 (1986) - Come on this is just made for exploitation but they do it too PG-13, should of been done by the italians. Premise after a nuclearwar, the world is divided between a primative gang of men who are slaves of a gang of women, they should be showing a lot of tits and ass at least (its all just big 80s haired scanitly clad lasses&blokes) not to mention this should be gore a plenty but all the fighting was pretty goreless, not even much blood even though ppl were getting bashed a plenty. Disasploitation = 0
4/10 Disco Godfather (1979) - Rudy Ray Moore does disco, put cha weight on it. Drugs, Blacksploitation = 1
3/10 House on Elm Lake (2017) - We nearly get to see some old guys junk but its always just obscured, Amityvillesploitation = 0
5/10 Double Dragon (1994) - Actually not to bad considering its aimed at 14 year old boys, One of the better videogame adaptations which is admitedly a very low bar. Videogamesploitation = 0
3/10 Chained Heat 2 (1993) - Wow Brigitte Nielsen really is a shit actress, lots of tits and ass but only the occasional bush, and cause its filmed in czechia the women are hot. Features one of the most obvious I know who the 'surprise' baddy will be I've seen for a long time. nudity, drugs, rape, WIPloitation = 3
5/10 L.A. AIDS Jabber (1994) - The main guy with Aids is pretty decent though this film is a bit late 94, IIRC the apnic had blown over a bit by then, SOV, Aidsploitation = 1
6/10 Night Feeder (1988) - Actually some decent gore and quite a nice atmosphere. drugs, gore, SOV = 3
4/10 Camp Pleasant Lake (2024) - Must be one of the highest body counts in a slasher, prolly at least 50. most are over in a second where the killer stabs them why the rest look on and applaud. At the start I thought this was just gonna be a piss take of slashers but nah its just a crap film which I've rated higher than it deserves. Some marajuana smoking but thats not a drug is it? gore = 1
3/10 Into the Darkness (1986) - Whats Donald Pleasense doing it this terrible SOV film, he acts pretty bad as well, for a film about a bunch of models going to malta for a photoshoot in their bikini's theres bugger all nudity, ala none. On the brighter side it Did have a surprsingly decent fight. SOV = 1
5/10 Guzoo: The Thing Forsaken by God - Part I (1986) - Japanese schoolgirl tentacles. Now I've got your attention. Sorry theres no rape or nudity, some gore though. Gore = 1
2/10 Death Nurse (1987) Crazy fat ethel is back for another go and shes still a fat mad bitch. Actually this is the role shes made for, I think I had her one time in the hospital where she had to clean out my wounds with a toothbrush. SOV = 1
4/10 The Last Hunter (1980) features NZ's most famous trash actor well him and bruno. A guy gets shot in the stomach pretty bad, and then later on, he gets hes lower legs from the knee down aputated by hand, so hes got this bloody stump and 5 minutes later hes sitting on the boat singing songs happy as larry as hes just going on a river cruise, never mind he didnt do anything to stop the bleeding. The twist was one of the most rediculous I've seen, its like a pisstake. Gore, Video Nasty, Namsploitation = 2
2/10 Rot (1999) basically follows a punk couple after the girl gets some disease by fucking a corpse, unfotunately they don't really go much into that as necrophilia must be a point. anyways from this disease their bodies start breaking down, but mainly its just following this loser couple (reminds me of ppl I used to hang around with in the punk scene), actings not too band for a no budget, the problem though is the fucking lighting 80% of the film you can't see whats going on cause its dark. SOV, gore, drugs, punksploitation = 3
2/10 Hellinger (1997) - Features A low rent pinhead in this borefest, SOV, gore = 2
1/10 Sorority Babes in the Dance-A-Thon of Death (1991) -Fuck Todd Sheets, another film where half of the scenes were just blackness, SOV, Garbage Point = 2
6/10 Screen Kill (1997) - Not much of a tale, some extreme rock musician (though the music they play sounds more like bubblegum pop) goes around killing people and getting his mate to film it. He must of knocked off at least 20 people, some of the deaths were well done for the budget, rinse and repeat. You've gotta wonder where were the cops in all of this. Nudity, Gore, SOV = 3
2/10 Feeders 2: Slay Bells (1998) - Another Polania treat, very similar to the first film, I forgot their films don't have much gore or in fact anything, Boresploitation = 0
5/10 Scary True Stories: Ten Haunting Tales from the Japanese Underground (1991) - Not much to see, One decent Jump scare though = 0
5/10 Night Shift (2023) - One of those films where you wish they didn't do the obvious twist. I liked the main chick. = 0
2/10 Vampire on Bikini Beach (1988) - Holy fuck that was bad, and since its the 80s the chicks are horrible also and they don't even get their kit off, the whole story was a mess. SOV, Garbage Point = 2
4/10 Scary Tales (1993) - I quite enjoyed this video anthology, has in the 2nd story the guy was just going around killing everyone, didn't make much sense, it was like the director was thinking OK I need to film 20 people getting killed, SOV, Gore = 2
2/10 Female Mercenaries on Zombie Island (1995) - Contrast that with this piece of junk, painful to sit through esp since I watched the extra extended version with an extra 30minutes of padding bringing the total up to nearly 2 hours. I have to say why it doesnt get 1 is cause they did attempt a story and some of the actors gave it a go. No real nudity as well, just boobs and the occasional butt. I forgot theres one of the worse attempts at cooking a person I've seen like something out of a cartoon, the lady's in a cooking pot over the fire fully clothed so only in the water to her waste, and they're throwing in vegetables etc, later they take her out then grill her on the fire, also fully clother. Cannibal, Garbage Point = 2
5/10 Murder in Law (1989) - About an escaped asylum mother in law, she was pretty good and nutty. I suspect the makers were not 100% serious as can be heard in the dialog nonchalant in the taxi 'Im doing an adult film for the experience' 'you're an actor, are you big?' 'Yes I guess thats why they hired me' - Retards, motherinlawsploitation = 1
3/10 Victims! (1985) - Starts off with a bang, a few blody murders which have nothing to do with the main story (almost as if they were just tacked on) and then settles into a tale of rape/revenge in the desert. From 1985 but it feels like a 70s film, even the clothing etc looked like from then. Rape, Gore, Nudity, SOV = 4
5/10 You'll Never Find Me (2023) - Man this is so slow for about 80% of its running time. Decent atmosphere but could of been handled better. Ozsploitation,Drugs = 1
3/10 Help Me... I'm Possessed (1974) - Quite an entertaining SBIG film that only the 70s seemed to make, needed some more nudity though considering it was in a loony bin. I've seen this castle set in a couple of other films. Retards, Gore = 2
3/10 Demon Cop (1990) - Wow this film was high art, I sounded like the whole film was dubbed but then there were a few scenes where you could see the actors are actually speaking the recorded voices, so I'm not sure how they done it, the never ending synth track didnt help though. From what I gather this was meant to be some dissertation about AIDS but fuck that, its high art is what it is. Aidsploitation = 0


46 + 36 = 82 points

seriously Don't Fuck in the Woods pt 2 is brilliant. Im hyped for part 3
part 1 is pretty bad, but for some reason part 2 raises the game that it comes to be a class act