This movie has been mentioned lately, so I figured I'd bite the bullet. It looked dumb as shit, which I'm usually into, but perhaps it looked dumb in the wrong way? Then again, perhaps I was being dumb as shit, because this movie is basically perfect trash.

Clint Howard overracts his way into our hearts as a deranged ice cream vendor who is released from a mental hospital after watching an ice cream man gunned down in a drive-by shooting. Now, this hospital's idea of therapy is to inject an ent... Continue »

I just wanted to mention that I noticed, in Leprechaun 2, that Clint H has a little speaking part near the beginning. He plays a tourist who the character Cody tries to shame into paying to take his "Dark Side" ghost tour of Hollywood. When he (Clint H) seem disinclined to do the tour, Cody tells him something like "Oh, so you're scared, no no no that's cool, no sweat. Why don't you go have an ice cream down the street!" Get it? ICE CREAM! Clint Howard! I checked, and Leprechaun 2 was fil... Continue »

https://www.newsweek.com/surprising-americans-beat-wild-animals-fight-experts-1691793

I would say up to and including the chimp (their strength is overrated) and the kangaroo and wolf.

but not the cobra, croc, gorilla, elephant, lion, bear

Who are these 28% that would lose against a rat, sure I've seen (and eaten) some big ones, but fuck mate.
Who are the idiots that think they can beat an adult elephant.
I assume that would win against any other animal (maybe struggle against a rhino)

And it'll apply only for Vinnie. Yay or nay?

I've been looking into some of these lately. Obviously, most of them are going to be crap. Some amateur shit made by some "fan" who doesn't understand filmmaking, or doesn't understand the franchise in general. BUT... there are a few gems.
Today, they released one called Halloween Stalks II. It's a 25 minute suspense-oriented standalone story. A simple boogeyman story happening to some random family on some random Halloween night.






A... Continue »

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I'm not sure a peach is ideal to represent a woman, so I'm offering a few other options. Suggestions welcome.

Awhile back I got curious about Giuseppe Andrews and looked him up on IMDB. I enjoyed him in the movies I saw him in (particularly Cabin Fever) and was curious if he had anything else coming out. This simple movie search has led me down a rabbit hole.

Long story short, he seems to have been missing since 2015 along with his girlfriend. The things I found even stated his bank accounts haven't even been touched and implied he had quite a bit of money in them. I wonder where they are or if they a... Continue »

Sure, go ahead and give them to the company that made the worst entries in the franchise. Any show produced by this company is going to suck. RIP Halloween's TV series. You were dead on arrival.

Everybody has their thing. Whether you're laid back or have a short fuse, everybody has their one thing that they simply will not stand for. And no matter how bad they want to avoid confrontation, some things will just always be a deal breaker. And once that line is crossed, it's just on! Today, we're going to talk about a relatively unknown Dramedy (?) from 1993, about a kid who once took an endless amount of shit, seemingly without even an... Continue »

Remember that thread I did about all the alleged sequels to 1989 Canuxploitation masterpiece known as THINGS? Well this is one of them, and no, it's not the 5th sequel. This here is part 8, because continuity is but a mere mental construct. Naturally, this movie wont have anything to do with OG Things movie, and probably nothing in common with the other no-brainer half-assed pieces of shit they think they can pass off as a Things sequel these days.

So this movie starts out for a m... Continue »

What the fuck was this shit? I'm a sucker for anything Halloween-related, and the movie is very polished and professional looking, but story-wise? It's a rip-off of Pumpkinhead, only more bizarre and less charming.

So as the beginning of the movie will show you, teenagers form a mob every Halloween night in this rural Gatlin-esque Children of the Corn type game they're supernaturally forced to play (is one way of putting it). The mob of jocks hunts the dangerous monster Sawtooth Jack, an... Continue »

Even as a tech guy, I think it inspires laziness. I love the idea in theory, but in practice, it's always going to fall into the hands of trolls or generally stupid people.

I joined some Halloween movie group on Facebook and half the shit on there is Michael/Jason AI images. Usually demeaning these iconic slashers by making them beefcakes or celebrating something they should have no emotion for.

Also, when I look for pictures of big-tittied women, a lot of that shit is AI, too. If it ain't... Continue »

Another women in prison movie. It intends to be a throwback, but it's far too amateur for that. In fact, this movie isn't ambitious at all. If you're going to make an exploitation throwback, why the hell would you make it so tame and boring? What's the fucking point?

I hate it when some chump with no good ideas and a lot of money is able to sway quality trash talent into very subpar projects. Talent like Jack Hill, Kitten Natividad, and Tura Santana. Then again, this movie seemed to have a sh... Continue »

This one has been on my watchlist for about 10 years, so I figured I'd finally give in. Women in prison films are great because they feature a lot of women and a lot of exploitation. The plots are basically the same each time, with female inmates unable to expose corrupt prison antics, and this movie is no different. In fact, I can't even remember why the girl gets sent to this place to begin with, but that's not important. What's important are the many tropes of prison flicks, and we get plenty... Continue »

As requested by Mincy Vincy

Anyone in the mood for a spot of learning (or otherwise) for the month of February, can make your spot below.

1 point for every minute watched of any documentary (minimum duration of 30 minutes).

Add 10 points for a documentary about a dark subject matter (serial killers, war, etc.).

Add 20 points for a documentary about the horror genre or a specific horror movie.

Get an extra 25 bonus points for a FTV.

All of the above includes per episode of a series.

DVD and Blu-ray commentaries and m... Continue »

There are pics of Skarsgard as the main hero, and his haircut looks stupid, and so do his tattoos. Someone said they're modeling him on Jared Leto's Joker, and that seems possible. Why would anyone want to do that, though?

The original film's director Alex Proyas doesn't seem impressed either. I think Bill could be a good fit if only they went with the more traditional look. He is bug-eyed yet weirdly handsome enough that he could play the part adequately, but they really should have ripped o... Continue »

As far as DTV action/crime thrillers go, this one is pretty good. Anything with Frank Grillo gets the benefit of the doubt, and they threw in Bruce Willis too, because they all go DTV eventually.

Jacob (Frank Grillo) is a family-man banker who gets traumatized after a heist. Should he have tried harder to stop the robber? What could his sorry ass do anyway? Enter James (Bruce Willis), ex-cop neighbor with the resources to help Jacob's unofficial investigation into the whereabouts of this dick... Continue »

It's been about 15 years since I watched it, and since my stupid obsessive brain never stops thinking about these movies AND it is a documentary challenge, I revisited this. What's so interesting is to see how different the franchise was at that point. The series is now about twice as old as it was when that "comprehensive" retrospective was at the time. You had interviews with Rob Zombie about his thoughts on the franchise, and this was before he made his two movies.

One part I find p... Continue »

A biopic of the guys who created the first smartphone. Jay Baruchel is the nerd who comes up with the idea, and Glenn Howerton is the bald businessman who makes it happen. There's still a lot of Dennis in his character, and I wouldn't want it any other way.

The era is late 90s to late 2000s, which is when I was completely in the dark about cell phones. I didn't get my first phone till around 2014, so this movie was informative on how p... Continue »

First of all, this is a book, not a movie. It's by the late great Philip K. Dick. Of course, sooner or later it could BECOME a movie, as so many of his stories have. We shall see.

I am reading it right now. I'm about two thirds of the way through it. I just wanted to check in here and mention that I am wondering if it could have been, in some demented way, the inspiration for Robert Ludlum's Jason Bourne character...?

I probably had that idea partly because the main character's name is Ja... Continue »

Michael (Kurt Russell) and Karen (Madeleine Stowe) live in a nice suburban home in LA, until an encounter with an intruder gets them all hot and bothered about home security. Enter Pete (Ray Liotta), the helpful police officer answering the call. He's so helpful, he gets a team to install security on the whole house. Yeah, there's not much he wouldn't do for Karen. Now, if only that asshole Michael wasn't in the picture...

A pretty good 90s thriller. You can't hate this movie because of the cas... Continue »

Hayley (Ellen Page) lures suspected pedo Jeff (Patrick Wilson) into a trap. She wants to make him confess, but she also wants to fuck with him emotionally and ruin his life.

Sounds like a cool movie, right? However, I still ended up hating Hayley more than Jeff. I wish the bad guy got away in this one. Well, I guess he did.

I'm watching The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It and seeing this guy there who looks like the main guy, So I go hmmm are they related in real life so look on IMDB oh yes they are brothers.
The thing is in the film they are not related, I suspect IRL the guy is like brother can you get me a job to help pay the bills.
FFS yes sure help your brother out and get him a role, but make it a film where he plays a relation of some sort, not some stranger, otherwise you have idiots like me going, hmm... Continue »

As theres a lot of debate all around the world, Which band is bigger