Example:
https://trashepics.com/user/1/inventory/

Users can now own fake items. I've been meaning to do this for a while now, but I forgot about this. For years. It's still pretty unrefined and subject to change, but it has potential for some laughs.

I've taken the liberty of giving you regs some "items", which you can view through a link in your user profile. I'm pretty terrible at gifting stuff, so you get what you get.

I'll update this feature more as needed, ie sell/trade/drop what... Continue »

Need I say more?

My only real options for drinking alcohol are beer and hard liquor. If I want to have a delicious daiquiri or wine cooler, suddenly I'm a pussy. The same thing for coffee. It has to be plain old regular plain ass coffee. If I want to have something in it that actually tastes good like hazelnut or caramel, I'm a fag. Do I really have to put up with things I don't like just to prove I'm a man? It's just a drink for christ's sake! IT'S NOT FAIR!!

This is for anyone who wants to keep a log of their viewings/ratings every month so please feel free to add yours.

The links for the previous 7 years viewings are here if anyone still needs to access them for reference:

2023: https://trashepics.com/post/30/55/
2022: https://trashepics.com/post/30/43/
2021: https://trashepics.com/post/30/37/
2020: https://trashepics.com/post/30/31/
2019: https://trashepics.com/post/30/9/
2018: https://trashepics.com/post/30/5/
2017: https://trashepics... Continue »

https://trashepics.com/media/viewings/

This is an alternative to the annual viewings thread. You can add what you're watching to your viewings list in a slightly more streamlined manner than in the usual threads for it, and this includes setting the date for when you watch it, leaving a little comment about it, and a checkbox for whether it's an FTV.

The titles will link to the database, but it should also allow you to put in stuff that isn't included in the db. My dumbass didn't te... Continue »

https://trashepics.com/casino/

Did you know Pat Sajak finally retired from that show? I've been slacking on adding more casino games, so I gave this one a whirl. It's a simple version of the game, 2 to 3 players. The lobby host can input their own puzzle, or it can be randomized. I've implemented a little over 200 puzzles, and the themes include "It's Always Sunny", "Trailer Park Boys", and a subcategory of TPB for "Rickyisms". Spin the wheel, buy vowels, and solve the pu... Continue »

I've had my current 32 inch 720p tv for years and it just dawned on me how small it is on my tv stand. I need to upsize that fucker ASAP. Something 40+ inches and 4K, even though I don't have any 4K discs or even a 4K player, but I'll get them. Maybe!

Anybody buy into these super HD things, or are you still watching VHS tapes in your TV/VCR combo? I want to watch T2 in maximum quality.

I saw this the other day and I've been thinking about it. It's an A24 wrestling biopic set in early 80s Dallas about a family of brothers who wrestle under their father's strict and domineering guidance. Dad is played by Holt McCallany (Fight Club, Mindhunter), and he's a real piece of work. At times, he seems like a good dad, but he pushes his wrestling ambitions onto his sons too much. He doesn't do the best job fathering his children, as you'll see here in various scenes of him being a cold,... Continue »

Alright, all you Hollywood dickriders. It's that time of year again where we pretend this is still a trash movie site for a month. The one challenge where the weird, the violent, the obscure and the turkeys are all fair game. I hope you all have been keeping an eye out for some good shit. I've certainly come across a few recently that I've been saving especially for this. And please do let us all know if you come across any quality trash recs... Continue »

This turned out to be a pretty solid flick. Gyllenhaal is the suave drifter taking on a bouncer gig at the Florida "Road House", and Conor McGregor plays the cocky belligerent asshole out to terrorize the place on his boss's behalf. Seriously, what a real prick that guy, and probably not too far from how he is in real life, always strutting around smiling and beating up everyone in sight.

Same old story you've seen before, but good performances and good fight scenes. No roundhouse kicks, thou... Continue »

This is not about the movie by the same name starring Elisha Cuthbert and Emile Hirsch. It has the same name, but it sounds more like Martyrs to me.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Girl_Next_Door_(2007_film)

I just casually started watching this, last night. I didn't really understand what it would be about, it just caught my eye when I was scrolling thru the free movies.

I only watched about fifteen minutes. You have to be in the mood for a movie like this, I guess. Or at least, you... Continue »

This video nasty may be a renowned for its graphic old school gore and ballsy bleak ending, but our hero is a pretty stupid guy. Give him a gun and he'll shoot the zombie in the chest. Again in the chest. In the head. Bingo! Then he moves on to the next zombie and repeats the process. Two in the body, one the head. I'm pretty sure there was a third time or... beyond.

I know why they did it, though. They wanted to showcase the effects, but the guy is stupid. He deserves to go to hell.

I haven't touched alcohol in nearly 3 years. Not because I had a problem or anything. I just stopped liking it for a while. Something that has happened several times over the years, although never quite this long. As long as I have other things to get fucked up on, I feel like I could easily go another 3 years. I'm just not an alcohol kind of a guy. However, I was for a while there.

Back in 2003, I made a conscious decision to become a drinker. I mean a big drinker! My friends and I were coming... Continue »

What the fuck was that? I guess the director got really full of himself after a few people thought Donnie Darko was "hip" and "cerebral", so what does he do? He turns his artsy-fartsy high-concept sci-fi shtick to 11 with this bizarre soap opera. And guess what? I don't get it.

Lots of people in this movie though. How did he convince everybody to join this POS?

Honestly, it's not unwatchable. It's even slightly amusing at times, but it's still too complicated and weird me to consider it... Continue »

...so that every time @Tromafreak reacts to me, I get a boner.

This movie has been mentioned lately, so I figured I'd bite the bullet. It looked dumb as shit, which I'm usually into, but perhaps it looked dumb in the wrong way? Then again, perhaps I was being dumb as shit, because this movie is basically perfect trash.

Clint Howard overracts his way into our hearts as a deranged ice cream vendor who is released from a mental hospital after watching an ice cream man gunned down in a drive-by shooting. Now, this hospital's idea of therapy is to inject an ent... Continue »

I just wanted to mention that I noticed, in Leprechaun 2, that Clint H has a little speaking part near the beginning. He plays a tourist who the character Cody tries to shame into paying to take his "Dark Side" ghost tour of Hollywood. When he (Clint H) seem disinclined to do the tour, Cody tells him something like "Oh, so you're scared, no no no that's cool, no sweat. Why don't you go have an ice cream down the street!" Get it? ICE CREAM! Clint Howard! I checked, and Leprechaun 2 was fil... Continue »

https://www.newsweek.com/surprising-americans-beat-wild-animals-fight-experts-1691793

I would say up to and including the chimp (their strength is overrated) and the kangaroo and wolf.

but not the cobra, croc, gorilla, elephant, lion, bear

Who are these 28% that would lose against a rat, sure I've seen (and eaten) some big ones, but fuck mate.
Who are the idiots that think they can beat an adult elephant.
I assume that would win against any other animal (maybe struggle against a rhino)

And it'll apply only for Vinnie. Yay or nay?

I've been looking into some of these lately. Obviously, most of them are going to be crap. Some amateur shit made by some "fan" who doesn't understand filmmaking, or doesn't understand the franchise in general. BUT... there are a few gems.
Today, they released one called Halloween Stalks II. It's a 25 minute suspense-oriented standalone story. A simple boogeyman story happening to some random family on some random Halloween night.






A... Continue »

For the site icons,

Male = 🍆
Female = 🍑
Herm = 👾
Eunuch = ✂

I'm not sure a peach is ideal to represent a woman, so I'm offering a few other options. Suggestions welcome.

Awhile back I got curious about Giuseppe Andrews and looked him up on IMDB. I enjoyed him in the movies I saw him in (particularly Cabin Fever) and was curious if he had anything else coming out. This simple movie search has led me down a rabbit hole.

Long story short, he seems to have been missing since 2015 along with his girlfriend. The things I found even stated his bank accounts haven't even been touched and implied he had quite a bit of money in them. I wonder where they are or if they a... Continue »

Sure, go ahead and give them to the company that made the worst entries in the franchise. Any show produced by this company is going to suck. RIP Halloween's TV series. You were dead on arrival.

Everybody has their thing. Whether you're laid back or have a short fuse, everybody has their one thing that they simply will not stand for. And no matter how bad they want to avoid confrontation, some things will just always be a deal breaker. And once that line is crossed, it's just on! Today, we're going to talk about a relatively unknown Dramedy (?) from 1993, about a kid who once took an endless amount of shit, seemingly without even an... Continue »

Remember that thread I did about all the alleged sequels to 1989 Canuxploitation masterpiece known as THINGS? Well this is one of them, and no, it's not the 5th sequel. This here is part 8, because continuity is but a mere mental construct. Naturally, this movie wont have anything to do with OG Things movie, and probably nothing in common with the other no-brainer half-assed pieces of shit they think they can pass off as a Things sequel these days.

So this movie starts out for a m... Continue »