"Airplanes...ha! Why it's against the Creator's will. If the Creator wanted us to fly, he'd have given us wings."

But we fly. Maybe some of you remember an even sillier remark:

"Automobiles? Ah...they scare the horses. If'n the Creator had meant for us to roll around the countryside, we'd have been born with wheels."

Silly? Certainly. We were not born with wings, we were not born with wheels. But in the modern world of today it's an accepted fact that we must have t... Continue »

So I'm just sitting in my living room watching random YouTube videos and we stumble across a "what's my phobia" video to see if my boyfriend and I had any!

I definitely do and I just got curious if y'all had any crazy/weird phobias?!

Hey guys, I have been watching some of sister wives lately, and I am curious. Do any of you guys watch the show? If so what do you think about the Brown Family.

I know polygamy is illegal, personally I do not think it should be. Watching this family, and the love they have for each other. How can anyone say no, that's not right? The kids are all happy, healthy, and growing up to bigger and better things. And they have a huge support system. They have their dad, and 4 moms.

Kody Brown has fou... Continue »

So, am I to understand that Terminator: Genisys is no longer a thing? No longer a consideration within the Terminator universe, I mean. The thought of another sequel coming along and erasing Genisys always sounded reasonable to me, but in this case, maybe not...? If not merely a fitting finale, Dark Fate was always an opportunity to get the T-train back on the tracks, which, even originally, seemed very unlikely for many reasons. However, after wa... Continue »

I dabbled with this a bit before when I reworked the themes, but I got carried away and decided to make it a more standardized feature. Heads-Up Displays!

You can access HUDs in the drop-down menu or the home page. It might require a page refresh on your part. It's a fairly pointless feature, but it grants you insight into how Terminators and RoboCops might view the world, and if you're anything like me, you've always wanted to be a robot, am I right?

This took longer than I thought because I... Continue »

I started out doing a top 50 favorite movie list, but so many titles came to mind, figured 100 was not only possible, but necessary. I put a lot of thought into this, and have rearranged many since I started, but I feel like this is as definitive of an IN ORDER list that I can come up with. 100th favorite to all time favorite.

100. Willard (2003) - Crispin's Glover bullied by R. lee Ermey is the greatest thing ever... Well, the 100th greatest thing.

99. The Day the Earth Stood Stil... Continue »

This is one I started on a while ago, but I flat-out forgot about it for months. Every day, my mind decides to focus on something else, so I can never get my priorities straight, but in this particular instance, the feature is arcade games.

Click the 'Community' drop-down menu to view the Trash Epics Arcade. Here are a few shitty games you can play, and they'll even keep track of scores so you can try to be the best A-hole on Trash Epics!

You might remember Tetris and Snake from a while ag... Continue »

I don't mean movies that you forget the title of. I'm talking about movies that you have watched more than once and you can't remember how they end.

I've encountered this a few times. I'll have seen a movie anywhere from 2 or more times and for the life of me, I can't remember how the damn movie ends.

Here are three movies off the top of my head that I have this issue with:

1. Session 9 (2001) I would estimate I have seen this movie 5 or 6 times. I can never remember how it ends. I li... Continue »

Anybody seen this one yet? It's a visual feast based on an HP Lovecraft short story in which a meteorite crashes onto a family's New England property and some weird shit happens.

The movie is engaging and well made. You've got Rage Cage, Tommy Chong, and some serious The Thing vibes. I think Cage was still in that artsy Mandy mode when he signed up for this one, and while that movie had a lot of the right ingredients, it did absolutely nothing for me. I think this movie has more good things goi... Continue »

This movie scared the ever-loving hell out of me when I was a kid. In many ways, I consider it the definitive haunted house movie, right up there with Burnt Offerings. I know for some odd reason, it's not as appreciated as it ought to be, but I've always liked this movie even years after being traumatized by it as a kid.

The movie is based on a book and true story of a family who moves into a New York house they got for a great bargain. That's because nobody wanted it after the real-life DeFeo... Continue »

Looks pretty good. If anyone here watches it, please share your thoughts! I don't have Showtime right now, but this looks pretty interesting.

The thing about this movie is that it's a lot like The Thing. Or rather, it's a lot like The Thing from Another World's thing, which wasn't a shapeshifting bastard, but a singular weird looking fuck that wanders around bothering a camp of scientists.

The movie begins with a guy crash-landing onto earth after being in orbit. He dies in the crash, but his body doesn't quite show it. The scientists wonder about this while the place experiences electrical/signal problems. They are cut off from the... Continue »

What is it with sequels which come in 2's? They're like a couple of asshole twins who think they're special cuz there are two of them. No, you're both weird, and there should only be one of you. Or maybe none in some cases. Like, for example, The Toxic Avenger 2 and 3, where Lloyd Kaufman accidentally films 4 hours of footage, and not to be wasteful, made two sequels out of the intended one. A lot of good that did him. Well, financially, sure, but T... Continue »

Hey all. Let's discuss guilty pleasure movies. I wanna know your top three. I will think on mine and comment later. Have fun!

With a title like that, you'd expect some hokey sci-fi piece of crap, but this one was actually pretty good. It's got a shit rating on imdb, but what do they know about trash?

In this story, a bunch of human-looking motherfuckers land on earth and immediately blast a dog with a ray-gun and disintigrate it, leaving only the bones behind and the dog's tag. Derek is one of the more rational ones who considers it in poor taste to annihilate a poor little creature on a planet that is obviously civil... Continue »

Oh boy, where do I start with this one? Get ready for some spoilers, because I can't not go into detail about this sci-fi mess of a movie. Continue »

In this era of quarantine boredom, I've been drinking a lot. Hasn't everyone? I got so much homework, my teachers felt like it wasn't enough and they started adding more assignments. How fucked is that?

With that said, I haven't made much progress on site stuff, but it's always in the back of my mind. It would be more in the back of my mind if I had some weed, because 4-20 2020 is going to suck without it!
I got some personal stuff beating me down, but I've still been worki... Continue »

Alright, who's in the mood for some trash?

As always, it'll be one point for every trashy quality below. It doesn't have to be a significant amount of anything. As long as it's there.


Nudity

Gore

Rape

Hardcore Penetration

Incest

Drug Use

Blasphemy

Cannibalism

Intentionally Bad Qualities

Video Nasties - Any movie to ever appear... Continue »

They have a lot of public domain crap on youtube, but I don't know what's good. I can sift through some of the garbage myself, but if there's anything decent on there, I'd prioritize it. Give me some recommendations, please!


The winner of this month's challenge will receive a roll of toilet paper.

Okay, So I tried to Post this yesterday. So I will now, and then add an update on who went home.

Hey guys. How is everyone doing? So I have been watching the maskedsinger, and as a way to keep busy I have been obsessively trying to frigure outwho the eight remaining singers are. I sound like a conspiracy theorist, butthat is okay. There is a mystery to solve, and anyone who knows me, knows Ilove a good mystery. So I bring it here. Even if you guys do not watch the showmaybe you can help me fig... Continue »

Okay. I thought it would be cool to have a would you rather thread. So I will start, and people can answer, and make up their own.


Would you rather be stuck in a horror movie, or a supernatural romance novel?

Okay. You are stranded on a desert island. What three movies/or books do you have to keep you company.

*I know you wouldn't be able to watch anything on a desert isladn, so just pretend you can lol.

Here's a recap of all episodes from season 1. This is my first time watching the show and I enjoyed it quite a bit. Can't wait to start season 2.

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s1e01 - Trick or Treat (1983) - directed by Bob Balaban
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0717007/

This is a Halloween take on the old Scrooge story about a guy who collects debts and enjoys the suffering of others if he can come out on top. He has a haunted house rigged up with all kinds of spooky sound effects and fans behind curtains... Continue »

Hello world of trashepics. Let's play a game of twenty questions. I will start. You get twenty questions to figure out what I am thinking of? Let's have some fun!

As I settle on watching "Visiting Hours" for some trash points, I found myself more overall invested in the trailers. I have the old Anchor Bay disc and they put a few of their trailers before the movie, and it brings be back to an era of low tech and fond familiarity.



The first trailer is The Anniversary (1968), which is a Hammer... comedy? With Bette Davis in a mansion of disgruntedl family members!

The Entity (1982) is a short trailer about a pro-family woman... and her figh... Continue »