I saw that damn gif of him the other day and had to find out what it's from. Turns out it came from this little short gem about a man with a permanent smile on his face:

I've been seeing these on facebook and it's pretty damn awesome.

Since America is in shambles right now, this movie seems like a more than appropriate viewing. As the opening titles roll, I was in awe at all the great names involved.



Kurt Russell - John Carpenter's go-to for a genuine bad-ass.
Donald Pleasence - An English man who somehow became president.

Isaac Hayes - The duke of New York, a number one!

Ernest Borgnine - Happy go lucky cabbie!
Harry Dean Stanton - Jog left!
Joe Unger - In scenes deleted!

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I can count the amount of found footage movies that I think are truly good on 1 hand: Cannibal Holocaust, Trollhunter and since yesterday I can add finally a third.

Apparently shot in 1989 even though it feels it is even older. I have seen the year 1983 circulate as well. So it predates the first popular and widespread full found footage horror movie The Blair Witch Project by at least 10 years. It remains rather unclear to me why the director decided to release this immediately on video but af... Continue »

This is one of the main things I think about when the 4th of July rolls around:



We don't have much to celebrate this year. Everyone's locked up, our freedoms are being taken away by easily offended snowflakes, racism made an unwanted comeback, and everyone wants to destroy what America stands for.

Now, it's being said there isn't enough evidence to claim he cheated. I thought it was confirmed he used emulators instead of real hardware.
https://www.pcgamer.com/billy-mitchells-pac-man-and-donkey-kong-guinness-world-records-reinstated/

Lately I have seen a movie in each of the above categories.

Rape-revenge:

Even lambs have teeth (2015)
Two young female students are going to work on a farm. However there is no farming to do as they are baisically used as prostitues being locked in a container. They manage to eventually get out and take revenge on all the people that are involved in the whole business. It's not very explicit but especially the revenge part is brutal. And it might actually be a much more believable approach t... Continue »

Thank you to everyone who joined in on my first challenge!! Y'all are amazing!

Our winner is ZombieCPA!!!

1. ZombieCPA with 338 points!
2. Ballz with 259 points!
3. Tromafreak with 233 points!
4. Box_A_Hair with 210.5 points!
5. Snowy_Owl with 84 points
6. PickOfDestiny with 51 points!
7. Bambithedeer with 49 points!
8.Onyx with 0 points!
8.I_Have_A_Big_Penis with 0 points!


I hope y'all had a fun time, and I hope to see you guys in this months challenge!! Thanks again every

JULY SEA MONSTER CHALLENGE!!!
Hey everyone. I hope all is well. There is one week left until July so I thought I would go ahead and post the signup thread and rules!

This challenge will begin July 1st at midnight and will end August 1st at midnight.

Ways to earn points will be simple.
-2pts if it’s a FTV
-1pt if it’s a rewatch
-1pt for each kill/victim (has to be an onscreen kill)
-1pt if the sea monster is a mixed breed!

**LAKE MONSTERS WILL COUNT BUT W... Continue »

Any fans? What a strange movie. I think I liked it more this time around than my initial watch which was over 10 years ago. It's definitely a slow-burn with little payoff, unfortunately, but it does have a fairly charming quality to it.

Firstly, Roman Polanski's acting is something else. He's on par with Tommy Wiseau at times. Despite little of note happening, his acting "skills" and his heavy accent make it oddly watchable. Secondly, while its first and foremost a thriller, I think it's got a... Continue »

DON'T FUCKING WATCH IT!!! What the fuck gives you the right to take it away from all the people who aren't offended??! Your feelings are not more important than mine!

I'm offended by bullshit like American Idol, but it doesn't matter because I don't watch it. I would NEVER try to take it away from anybody else, because I am not a PIECE OF SHIT!!!

This is how Nazi Germany got started. Look at everyone resigning from their jobs and begging for forgiveness out of fear. These are very scary times... Continue »

It depicts black people as slaves, and that offends me.

They should also ban every movie with predominantly white casts for not being diverse enough. Those movies are the worst.

She's by far my favorite horror actress. There's just something about her. Beyond her looks and bodacious bod, I think she's got a sexy voice. Plus she stars in a lot of fun B-movie crap that I love. I'm thinking of going on a Linnea Q movie binge and filling in the gaps in her resume that I've missed after seeing Jack-O (1995) for the first time last night where she plays a fairly substantial role.

Here's the films I've seen her in, from bigger roles to brief parts:

Don't Go Near the Par... Continue »

Okay, I'm totally drunk, and he will probably kill me, but box if you don't like this post I give you full permission to delete it!

Okay that being said, @Box_A_Hair has three amazing books to read. He is an amazing author, and his stories are the perfect trash! Give them a chance, and tell box how much you love him.

I prefer his second book, but his third book is amazing, and gory and if you love horror, trash, and just pure craziness at points go read his books!

Box has made and incredib... Continue »

What's Steven Spielberg been up to all these years? Nothing I can remember, that's what. I guess like many of us jaded cinemaniacs, he's been nostalgic for the 80s.

The movie is based on a book, so I can't be sure how it compares, because really... this movie is a visual feast for the eyes, and then you have all the characters and titles it references, and we all know what that leads to...

Yes, rights issues! I'm sure this movie was a mindfuck for producers on how to acquire certain... Continue »

Noticed that was on Amazon Prime the other day and thought I'd watch it out of curiosity, and damned if that wasn't actually pretty good! Not quite good enough to do a review for, but good enough to deserve a little praise from someone who hated it before it was even made. I'm not exactly open minded when it comes to this kind of thing, but still know when I'm enjoying a movie. Child's Play '19 doesn't try to be the original or step on the toes of the original series in the least. Very much it's... Continue »

There have been plenty of people who get famous for awhile, and my reaction to their fame is just "WHY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?" Like, why the hell is this person famous? Who decided that my existence must be saturated with this person's face and retarded quotes every day? What the hell is wrong with the world? I think I did a thread about this once, a long time ago, on the IMDB board.... I started thinking about this once when, within a very short period of time, I was subjected to multiple magazine... Continue »

What I'm referring to is the 4th direct sequel to the original... yeah, this continuity is fucked. People describe this series as a "choose your own adventure" franchise because there's such a lack of continuity. Everyone reveres the original so much that none of the sequels ever count. Fucking ever!

Even after this movie, they did a prequel to the original, and the next movie will be another direct sequel to the original. Even if a movie does something right, it'll be forgotten by the next mov... Continue »

Oh, what a time we live in... Halloween had its 40th anniversary 2 years ago, and the next entry is slated for October of this year. Will it happen, though? I've heard doubts in recent months, but I'm trying to be optimistic because why the fuck wouldn't they release it? Nothing else is lined up, so it's sure to be a box office hit if Corona doesn't kill all expectations.

It's always been a surreal place to be in when a new Halloween movie is close to coming out and yet there are so few details... Continue »

When I think back on the 80's, shot-on-video Horror movies isn't exactly the first thing that comes to mind. Maybe I was a bit too young to delve deep enough during the heyday, but come '93 or '94, I discovered a little movie called Blood Lake, which, as we all know, is from the 80's. A time when it was considered normal, dare I say common, for someone to choose some SOV Horror whilst movie-renting on a Friday night. I don't remember that but that'... Continue »

I've been chugging the rum, so my mind can't do anything other than zone out to slashers today. Maybe ramble on about them too, but here we go...

First, it was his mother. Then, it was the man himself in a potato sack. Then, he killed, he killed again, then he didn't kill... and then he became a zombie. I'm not sure what the producers were thinking, but somehow... it worked. They decided to revive the years old corpse in a Frankenstein manner, and voila. Enter zombie Jason.

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Kevin Bacon reteams with Stir of Echoes director David Koepp for a weird psychological thriller about a family that moves into a country house that quickly starts to drive Kevin Bacon crazy.

With that said, the setup has Kevin Bacon (61) married to Amanda Seyfried (34). They play on the age difference a bit and he gets jealous of her acting career and thinks she's cheating on him with other men her own age. They do have a kid together though, and that's what keeps him sane about the whole thing... Continue »

If anyone here has heard of the creepypasta Ben Drowned, there's a YouTuber named Nexpo that just made a movie version of it for the 10th anniversary of the creepypasta. If you haven't heard of it, it's the story of a guy who finds a copy of The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask at a yard sale. As he plays the game, he realizes there is something seriously fucked up with the version he is playing. I think it's the best-haunted gaming creepypasta out there.

The original creator of Ben Drowned go... Continue »

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Okay so I apologize for any confusion in my previous post.

JUNE 2020 SLASHER CHALLENGE!!!!!

This challenge begins June 1st at midnight and will end on July 1st at midnight. ANY SLASHER MOVIE COUNTS. I'm not just limiting it to camp movies.

There are a few ways to earn points.
2pts if it is a FTV
1pt for each kill. It has to be by the killer!
1pt per slasher watched



*1 pt per slasher watched no matter what. If it is your FTV yo... Continue »