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Mar '18
I am a pretty impatient person by nature, but I don't think it's unreasonable for me to wish that people would AT LEAST drive the speed limit. My preferred driving speed is actually 5 mph over, which will not get you pulled over unless you're in a school zone, but I would be happy if people would just drive the speed limit. But at least 95% on the road like to go a good 5-10 mph under, and they have no idea what the difference is between the right and left lane, and I swear one day they are going to make my heart explode. Maybe I do have road rage, but it wouldn't be a problem if everybody wasn't so fucking retarded!

There is a spot on my way to work where they have one of the speedometer signs on the side of the road that tells you how fast you're going. The speed limit is 55, but whenever I'm behind someone and we get to that sign, as if they were not going slow enough already, they ALWAYS slow it down to about 45 or 40. EVERY. SINGLE. FUCKING. TIME. The numbers don't even start flashing until you get to 60, but for some reason these fucktards must all be afraid they might get pulled over if they even begin to approach the goddamn speed limit.

The worst are these fucking morons who are in a hurry to go slow. You know, they want to turn on to your road, and you're quickly approaching, and they should really wait for you to pass, but they are in too much of a hurry and pull out in front of you AND THEY DRIVE HALF THE FUCKING SPEED LIMIT! Why in the flying fuck were they in such a fucking hurry to get out if they were going to drive like a fucking grandma??? ARE THEY AFRAID I'M GOING TO SLOW THEM DOWN???? GODDAMMIT!!!!!!!!!

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OnyxHades says:
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Mar '18
Here in my town, it's because of all the damn old people. You can spot them immediately. Barely able to see over the wheel, weaving back and forth, doing a solid 15mph in a 50mph zone and all the while their blinker has been on for the past 30 miles. You'd think they'd be in a bigger hurrying considering The Grim Reaper is tailgating their ass.emoticon


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Znep27 says:
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Mar '18
Old people are particularly bad, no doubt, but I see plenty of younger people doing it too. A lot of times they are on their phone, so that's definitely a big contributor.


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sfpx says:
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Mar '18
Sounds like you need a drink right about now emoticon

Yeah, sometimes I wish everyone drove like myself. Not to toot my own horn or anything (put intended), but I'm a great fucking driver.


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Znep27 says:
#4, Reply to #3

Mar '18
I'm actually drunk right now. emoticon


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sfpx says:
#5, Reply to #4

Mar '18
Ahhh, that explains the rant!


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Johan_WoW says:
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Mar '18
Well in Belgium it's quite the opposite most people not respecting the maximum speeds. On a normal road it's 70 kmh but as long as you don't go over 80 chance is small you will be pulled over. Still if I keep to that limit you have some cars approaching behind but once they are right behind me they don't overtake (because they would be violating the speed limits since I'm usually driving a bit too fast as well), I really hate this what we call ass glueing.

But I recognize the suddenly slamming the brakes of people whenever they see a speedometer approaching or a camera flashing. And yes I find that annoying just like people overtaking you when the lights were already red and they had to stop anyway. On the other hand I would understand someone would get frustrated driving behind my dad sometimes leaving unneccessary gaps when cars are queing.


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sfpx says:
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Mar '18
Ass glueing?? emoticon


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Znep27 says:
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Mar '18
According to Urban Dictionary, ass glueing is the act of repeatedly cumming on your sexual partners butt crack and attempting to make them stick together.

"Me and my girlfriend tried ass glueing last night it was freaking awesome."


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sfpx says:
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Mar '18
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Johan_WoW says:
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Mar '18 *
Well yeah sounds cooler than bumper glueing, it means driving continuously close to the car's backend driving in front of you.


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sfpx says:
#11, Reply to #9

Mar '18
Over here we call it "tailing." Think imma use ass glueing from now on, though. That's just too good to pass up.


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Znep27 says:
#12, Reply to #9

Mar '18
Here we call it tailgating. This is how you deal with those guys:

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