I am a pretty impatient person by nature, but I don't think it's unreasonable for me to wish that people would AT LEAST drive the speed limit. My preferred driving speed is actually 5 mph over, which will not get you pulled over unless you're in a school zone, but I would be happy if people would just drive the speed limit. But at least 95% on the road like to go a good 5-10 mph under, and they have no idea what the difference is between the right and left lane, and I swear one day they are going to make my heart explode. Maybe I do have road rage, but it wouldn't be a problem if everybody wasn't so fucking retarded!

There is a spot on my way to work where they have one of the speedometer signs on the side of the road that tells you how fast you're going. The speed limit is 55, but whenever I'm behind someone and we get to that sign, as if they were not going slow enough already, they ALWAYS slow it down to about 45 or 40. EVERY. SINGLE. FUCKING. TIME. The numbers don't even start flashing until you get to 60, but for some reason these fucktards must all be afraid they might get pulled over if they even begin to approach the goddamn speed limit.

The worst are these fucking morons who are in a hurry to go slow. You know, they want to turn on to your road, and you're quickly approaching, and they should really wait for you to pass, but they are in too much of a hurry and pull out in front of you AND THEY DRIVE HALF THE FUCKING SPEED LIMIT! Why in the flying fuck were they in such a fucking hurry to get out if they were going to drive like a fucking grandma??? ARE THEY AFRAID I'M GOING TO SLOW THEM DOWN???? GODDAMMIT!!!!!!!!!