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Aug 2018
I don't. That goes double for dead people. Or maybe animals is worse. I wouldn't know. I could probably deal with fur better than cold, dead skin. But yeah. Fuck them both. I'm not sure what the appeal is. Of course, I don't really get the appeal of anything that I don't find arousing. That's pretty normal, I think. The jury's still out on the gays as far as "normal" goes, but not so much all that other shit. Far lefties already trying to wedge in the "P" into the LGBT. P for Pedophile, N for Necro, S for sisterfucker. Why the fuck not?

I wish I hadn't already used the "S" cuz what about the shit eaters? Sorry guys. Shit is a bit of a taboo, isn't it? That Not Safe For Work thread WAS going pretty well. Although any time I go to it, now, it says "the site ahead contains malware", and will not let me see the fucked up pics. I have no idea what that means. Please look into that, Fuad. I'm not done posting in it. But yeah. I should have posted less shit in there and more shark bites. I hope that's not what caused this. Too bad it's mostly me and Onyx who posted in there. But I've seen the rest of you sick cunts peeking.

So, pocket pussies are pretty sweet. Anyone here ever stick their penis in one? Did it feel good? It felt good to me. It actually smelled like vanilla. Or maybe it was coconuts. I forgot. I had one of those a few years ago until I accidentally ripped it open with my dick. Did you know masturbation and even sex can be bad for the prostate. I found that out the hard way, this year. A hard penis isn't even a bone, is it? some even call them boners. I don't, though. I like the way "hard on" rolls off the tongue, don't you?

No, it was definitely vanilla. And maybe "SH" for the shit eaters. That way it could be LGBTPNSSH, and we can lump all the sexual deviants into the same category. Unless we want to get cute about it and add Furries and Bronies, although I don't think they actually fuck the My Little Ponies since they're only on the Television, that is unless there's something I don't know about that whole thing. Which brings me back to my original question. Do you ever think about fucking animals?



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Tromafreak says:
#22, Reply to #21

Aug 2018
What about the cigarette lady? I remember a story about you fucking some woman that smelled like cigarettes, which you strongly disapproved of, as would I.


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Yakko says:
#25, Reply to #22

Aug 2018
Someone else must have told that story. I don't remember it at all. The first woman I was with and attempted to have sex with was a smoker, but surprisingly I couldn't smell it at all. That wasn't the problem.

Bear in mind that many stories have been told about me that aren't true. Most of them have been repeated so many times that everyone thinks they are true. That's why everyone thinks I'm a child molester and am gay. The cops have it on record, and they still come after me every so often.


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sfpx says:
#18

Aug 2018
Can't say that i do. I would think you'd have to have some kind of mental disorder to even consider it.

I remember hearing stories as a kid of this one boy at school who was raped by a dog, or the girl that put peanut butter on her vagina in order to have her dog lap it up. Doubt these things were true, but the images they conjure up are pretty disturbing.


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Tromafreak says:
#26, Reply to #18

Aug 2018
Well, if it wasn't that school, I'm sure at some school somewhere there was a boy who got raped by a dog and a girl who tricked her dog into giving her head. And probably a fat kid who hides newborn puppies in his ass. Fucked up kids.


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Znep27 says:
#20

Aug 2018
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Tromafreak says:
#27, Reply to #20

Aug 2018
If anyone gets me, it's those cunts.


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#23

Aug 2018 *
But I've seen the rest of you sick cunts peeking.


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Do you ever think about fucking animals?


No, but I would have went ahead and screwed the panther woman in the original 1930's Island of Lost Souls even after finding out she was really was a mutated/evolved panther.

This thread makes me happy because it reminds me of the good old days of Johnlindsey Classics. Let us raise a mug to Unconventional Vampires and Kicking Jimbred's Ass as well! emoticon emoticon


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Tromafreak says:
#24, Reply to #23

Aug 2018
I wish he had migrated over here just to make things as awkward as only he can. And of course to frantically let anyone know who likes Labyrinth that they're a cock sucking queer. Good times. emoticon


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#29

Oct 2018
No...


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Tromafreak says:
#30, Reply to #29

Oct 2018
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#31, Reply to #30

Oct 2018
On second thought...



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