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Aug 2018
I don't. That goes double for dead people. Or maybe animals is worse. I wouldn't know. I could probably deal with fur better than cold, dead skin. But yeah. Fuck them both. I'm not sure what the appeal is. Of course, I don't really get the appeal of anything that I don't find arousing. That's pretty normal, I think. The jury's still out on the gays as far as "normal" goes, but not so much all that other shit. Far lefties already trying to wedge in the "P" into the LGBT. P for Pedophile, N for Necro, S for sisterfucker. Why the fuck not?

I wish I hadn't already used the "S" cuz what about the shit eaters? Sorry guys. Shit is a bit of a taboo, isn't it? That Not Safe For Work thread WAS going pretty well. Although any time I go to it, now, it says "the site ahead contains malware", and will not let me see the fucked up pics. I have no idea what that means. Please look into that, Fuad. I'm not done posting in it. But yeah. I should have posted less shit in there and more shark bites. I hope that's not what caused this. Too bad it's mostly me and Onyx who posted in there. But I've seen the rest of you sick cunts peeking.

So, pocket pussies are pretty sweet. Anyone here ever stick their penis in one? Did it feel good? It felt good to me. It actually smelled like vanilla. Or maybe it was coconuts. I forgot. I had one of those a few years ago until I accidentally ripped it open with my dick. Did you know masturbation and even sex can be bad for the prostate. I found that out the hard way, this year. A hard penis isn't even a bone, is it? some even call them boners. I don't, though. I like the way "hard on" rolls off the tongue, don't you?

No, it was definitely vanilla. And maybe "SH" for the shit eaters. That way it could be LGBTPNSSH, and we can lump all the sexual deviants into the same category. Unless we want to get cute about it and add Furries and Bronies, although I don't think they actually fuck the My Little Ponies since they're only on the Television, that is unless there's something I don't know about that whole thing. Which brings me back to my original question. Do you ever think about fucking animals?


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Tromafreak says:
#6, Reply to #1

Aug 2018
I've sometimes wondered what would happen if a man fucks a monkey, but I'm 99% certain that it wouldn't work, nor would it be reasonable to try.


Wouldn't work? You mean the dick not fitting inside it's asshole or pussy or not being able to get it pregnant? Cuz you can fuck a monkey.

I suppose the P would stand for pansexuals, who come off as rather sexual deviants. They'll fuck anything, right? Like men, women, cats, tree stumps, who knows.


I'm not sure. I was under the impression they were Bi-sexuals who were also A-Sexual.


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Tromafreak says:
#10, Reply to #1

Aug 2018
Oh, and I ain't pulling your leg about the NSFW thread. It don't work no more.


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Tromafreak says:
#7, Reply to #2

Aug 2018
Turtles could work if you popped it out of its shell.


For me, maybe. Lizards, frogs, eels and salamanders for you. Like in that movie.

There's gotta be somebody out there that's in to dead babies. Like a fat Gacy type that hides them in his big, sweaty ass while maintaining the illusion that he's a fine, upstanding citizen.


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Tromafreak says:
#11, Reply to #3

Aug 2018
I think I saw that video with the horse fucking the guy in the ass. That was hilarious. There should be a type of porn involving people tyring to fuck animals and getting killed. emoticon

I don't think sex/masturbation is necessarily bad for the prostate so much as it just irritates an already bad prostate. At least I hope that's it.


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Tromafreak says:
#15, Reply to #14

Aug 2018
I must have missed the crushed chicked fucker. emoticon I guess there are more humiliating ways to die than choking and stroking.

Come to think of it, that may be how I originally damaged my prostate. Trying too hard to squeeze out every last drop of piss apparently leads to having to do that all the time, which becomes harder and harder. I was taking insane amounts of time to finish pissing. Especially at night. It got the the point of being exhausting and nerve racking. I actually thought it was all in my head for a while but it turned out to be part of a physical problem. The over pissing and daily constipation made life suck pretty bad. I also suspected I had IBS or just really needed to change my eating habits, but all I really needed was a prescription of Flomax, which relaxes the prostate, enabling it to shrink to a normal size. Problem solved!


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Tromafreak says:
#28, Reply to #9

Oct 2018 *
I dislike those ignorant fuckin' things but they needn't be raped.


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Tromafreak says:
#17, Reply to #16

Aug 2018
I remember decking a lot of girls who accused me of bestiality, and I even stabbed a few of them with pencils.


I think we've all been there at one point or another...


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Tromafreak says:
#22, Reply to #21

Aug 2018
What about the cigarette lady? I remember a story about you fucking some woman that smelled like cigarettes, which you strongly disapproved of, as would I.


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Tromafreak says:
#26, Reply to #18

Aug 2018
Well, if it wasn't that school, I'm sure at some school somewhere there was a boy who got raped by a dog and a girl who tricked her dog into giving her head. And probably a fat kid who hides newborn puppies in his ass. Fucked up kids.


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Tromafreak says:
#27, Reply to #20

Aug 2018
If anyone gets me, it's those cunts.


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Tromafreak says:
#24, Reply to #23

Aug 2018
I wish he had migrated over here just to make things as awkward as only he can. And of course to frantically let anyone know who likes Labyrinth that they're a cock sucking queer. Good times. emoticon


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Tromafreak says:
#30, Reply to #29

Oct 2018
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