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Sep 2017
So, recently my parents did that Ancestry.com thing, and got the results, earlier. After decades of being told I'm 1/4 Cherokee, I find out I'm not Native American at all. Possibly a fraction of a percent, if anything. However, it's come to my knowledge that I'm 1% African. Also around half English, too, which was also surprising. If I'm not Cherokee, then, why the fuck do I look like this?

Anyone else ever send Ancestry.com their spit? Anyone ever get any similar surprises?


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foz says:
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Sep 2017
interesting, you've lived your life thinking you're native and find it's naivety, ironic if my american history knowledge has any truth. which i'm sure it doesn't, as we all rely on the writings of self interested money grabbing pseudo politicians for any legacy older than a few years.

not sure of how spiriturancestors.com works but sufficiently skeptical. i mean who gives a fuck. actually, sorry, being interested is fine. what does it matter? fucking anothwer reason to divide a species that already hates itself enough to try to obliterate everything.

having an interest in your family history is natural, the english thing is unfortunate but hey, you aint pensylvania dutch. i'm with morty 'nobody asks to exist, no one belongs anywhere and we all die' so fuck it


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foz says:
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Sep 2017
re-reading my original comment comes across as drunken misplaced bitter negativity, not exactly what i intended, so apologies if the 'comment deleted' was some sort of reponse to this. go back far enough n we're all from Africa, before the tectonic plates split n when early human had to emigarate to hunt, least thats what historians reckon.

assuming the quarter Cherokee came from a Grandparent, what ethnicity did they turn out to be? n half Eng, is that half a percent, or like half 50% half?

dunno bout delving straight into the urban slang, maybe test out a few 'my man!'s before going full on nigger with the homeys down the hood!


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foz says:
#18, Reply to #17

Sep 2017
onwards my Italian-American-Hungaro-Madhouse amigo! should maybe have just deleted my comment buttfukkit if i start censoring drunken shit on here i'll have nothing to post...


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foz says:
#26, Reply to #25

Sep 2017
haha you a hip cat m'man! I had an Irish grandparent, not a nation known for it's Native Americans so yeah that's quite suprising. Wonder where they got Cherokee from - it's cooler than being Irish so maybe thats it! Ireland's also about as West European as it gets, but i suspect they mean the Gallic or Latin countries.

aside from being drunk, i must have been in a bad mood when i first read your post. cynically misunderstanding the company who do this aside, it's pretty interesting. but i do disagree with not knowing and being a dumb fuck, if i found out i was related to Hitler, Pol Pot or Bieber... sometimes ignorance really is bliss


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foz says:
#32, Reply to #30

Sep 2017
better than chicken fried in bacon grease?
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