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Sep 2017
So, recently my parents did that Ancestry.com thing, and got the results, earlier. After decades of being told I'm 1/4 Cherokee, I find out I'm not Native American at all. Possibly a fraction of a percent, if anything. However, it's come to my knowledge that I'm 1% African. Also around half English, too, which was also surprising. If I'm not Cherokee, then, why the fuck do I look like this?

Anyone else ever send Ancestry.com their spit? Anyone ever get any similar surprises?



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Box_a_Hair says:
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Sep 2017
You can say the N-word now! Maybe? emoticon


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Tromafreak says:
#2, Reply to #1

Sep 2017
Yeah, hopefully. I'll check with the others...


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#3, Reply to #2

Sep 2017
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OnyxHades says:
#15, Reply to #3

Sep 2017
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#4

Sep 2017
I'm half Sicilian, a quarter Neapolitan and a quarter Hungarian. You know what Dennis Hopper says in True Romance...that makes me part eggplant?!!!


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#5, Reply to #4

Sep 2017
Makes me a hung Italian-American.


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Tromafreak says:
#13, Reply to #4

Sep 2017
Yeah. I always picked up a bit of an Italian vibe from you. emoticon


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#14, Reply to #13

Sep 2017
Yeah I guess I've never tried to hide it. I had my photo at the HB for a week or 2 as my avatar and here again only a week or 2 or so again...at least I don't look like a Jersey Shore clone!emoticon


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foz says:
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Sep 2017
interesting, you've lived your life thinking you're native and find it's naivety, ironic if my american history knowledge has any truth. which i'm sure it doesn't, as we all rely on the writings of self interested money grabbing pseudo politicians for any legacy older than a few years.

not sure of how spiriturancestors.com works but sufficiently skeptical. i mean who gives a fuck. actually, sorry, being interested is fine. what does it matter? fucking anothwer reason to divide a species that already hates itself enough to try to obliterate everything.

having an interest in your family history is natural, the english thing is unfortunate but hey, you aint pensylvania dutch. i'm with morty 'nobody asks to exist, no one belongs anywhere and we all die' so fuck it


Sep 2017
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Tromafreak says:
#20, Reply to #6

Sep 2017
not sure of how spiriturancestors.com works but sufficiently skeptical. i mean who gives a fuck. actually, sorry, being interested is fine. what does it matter? fucking anothwer reason to divide a species that already hates itself enough to try to obliterate everything.


LoL, yeah. just interested. Better to know than go around thinking you're something you're not like a dumb fuck.


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OnyxHades says:
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Sep 2017 *
Well, guess I'm with a black guy now emoticon. It's so cool you found this stuff out, but must be a bit overwhelming in some ways as well.

All I know about my family is that I am Romanian. Born there, adopted by a couple in the U.S. My biological mother isn't the best at giving out information about family history. This makes me want to find out more.


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Box_a_Hair says:
#8, Reply to #7

Sep 2017
You're Romanian, huh? That's pretty gnarly. Dracula and Transylvania are in Romania, so that means you + black Tromafreak = Blacula?


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OnyxHades says:
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Sep 2017
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Tromafreak says:
#11, Reply to #8

Sep 2017
Not bad. emoticon


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peeptoad says:
#22, Reply to #7

Sep 2017
I don't know anything about my biological family either... I was essentially abandoned twice during the first year of my life, so, yeah, that part sucks.
However I genotyped myself a couple of years ago so atlelast I know what ethnicities I am, not that it matters much: Greek, Polish, Italian, and Dutch.... pretty much in that order. emoticon


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OnyxHades says:
#23, Reply to #22

Sep 2017
I'm sorry that happened to you peep! It's pretty much the same way with my biological and adopted family. I don't get how people can do that to their kids. It's their loss though. You're a cool person.


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peeptoad says:
#24, Reply to #23

Sep 2017
Thanks Onyx. My adoptive parents are wonderful people... I was lucky to be placed with them. I don't blame anyone... it's just something that happened.


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Tromafreak says:
#27, Reply to #7

Sep 2017
Remind me to make your cunt bleed with my new and improved monster coon-cock. emoticon


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OnyxHades says:
#28, Reply to #27

Sep 2017
You already have......



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