No, I do have a Facebook account that I hardly use though. I shed a few IQ points everytime I log in so I tend to only post a a bit of lip service a couple of times a month to keep the baby/pet/selfie photographers happy and the out for a meal people who tell you when they are going, where they are going (with map), pic. of first round of drinks on the table, pic. of the meal.....oh ffs, piss off!

I'm no rockstar but I'm not that sad.