I used to believe in christianity. I prayed every night and never did anything wrong, and I put my faith in "God", but what did that get me? Nothing. Sure, I'm still alive, but I've always felt that if God existed, he had me on ignore.

Now that I'm more apathetic about religion, I can be more hedonistic about jerking off and having dirty thoughts, and watching people get dismembered without feeling guilty.