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Jesus Franco

by zed

May '18 *
Hard person to work out
He's made a couple of decent films, and a few average films (so hes not completely incompetent)
but most are just plain crap. Watched one last night https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0209458/ Vampire Blues (1999)
The closest film to it is 'Hip Hop Locos(*)' It is impossible to make a film this bad unless
A/ you do it on purpose
B/ you're an imbecile

So what is it, is he just taking the piss, or did he just hit his head back in the 60s?

(*) Its actually worse than hip hop loco's as thats a film by a single dude, Vampire Blues had a crew of ppl working on it!

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Jesus has discovered you can actually alter a pictures hue's, like he discovered back in the 1960s that one can zoom in and out with a camera.
Of course being Jesus he decided not to use it for the occasional florish, hes changing the colors for like 45 minutes out of the 90minute runtime.
Even a 8 yr old would go, hmmm perhaps I'm overusing this effect a bit too much


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Tromafreak says:
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May '18
I probably liked about half of the Francos I've seen (some I loved) and have seen quite a few. Not many past the 70's, though. Golden Temple Amazons (1986) was pretty dull and Vampire Junction (2001) wasn't worth much either, although Lina Romay was still looking pretty good in '01. I'll just leave the Killer Barbies be as well as Vampire Blues. How 'bout Mari-Cookie and the Killer Tarantula? I still have interest in seeing that but not sure what else from the last 30 years could be good..

Yeah, I think he might have been a bit slow, but with random waves of brilliance here and there.


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Tromafreak says:
#5, Reply to #3

May '18
Faceless? emoticon


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Tromafreak says:
#8, Reply to #3

May '18 *
Faceless good! emoticon



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