It's pretty embarrassing, but fuck it. I don't know any of you mofos in real life. Genital warts. Lots and lots of them. Like 70. All over the shaft and a few on the scrotum.

As I go to pick up my script for antibiotics at CVS...i notice a sign that says they do HPV vaccinations. I didn't even know that was a thing! Always last to know....

Get your vaccination. The warts are unsightly as fuck. Now my dick looks like it is covered in chocolate chips -- dark, circular lasered-areas where the warts used to be. And I'm told there's always a chance of reoccurence. In which case, I'd need to get surgery again. Fml. Anything that can happen, seems to always happen to me.

Oh, right. I had all four wisdom teeth removed at once. Forgot about that. Felt woozy afterwards. Think they gave me Percocets. Or that mighta been for the septum surgery. Can't remember. Flyin' high as a kite...weeeeeee

I wish. I'm trying to think of ways to get it bigger. Like porn star big. John Holmes big. Wonder if insurance covers that....

You're the second person to say ingrown toenail. Can't you just like....bite them out?

Sorry for the late reply. I used to be. Used to take 3 sleeping pills and 2 melatonin every single night in order to sleep. Then, during the day I found myself addicted to Monster Energy drinks and would sometimes drink up to 3 in a day. I've since cut out the energy drinks completely and am down to just 1 melatonin a night to sleep. I had blood work done a couple months ago and it showed I had high enzymes in my liver. I feared it was Hep C, but luckily, no, after I had further blood work done. Pretty sure it was all that crap I was taking on a daily basis.