Mar '20
This shit about the Corona virus is the absolute hogwash. I have two jobs that are negatively affected by this tripe, and for no good reason.
Job A is a stockboy at the local dollar store. People come in buy more toilet paper than they would need in a month. But truth be told, they're probably buying it because they know everyone else is panic-buying it because they're dumb fucking cunts. Of all things to stockpile on, why does the world think it's going to shit itself unrelentingly over a virus that people seem to be recovering just fine from? I heard Tom Hanks is doing just fine.
Some dude at work was explaining viruses to me and said that my excessive drinking wont kill Corona virus, because the virus itself isn't technically alive. What kind of shit is this? There's only one way to seek the truth in this case, and it's to drink more of @der's whiskey. You know, just to be sure...
Can you believe how far these assholes are going with this? Not only are people buying up every bit of toilet paper, hand sanitizer, rubbing alcohol, and bottled water that we have, but they've complained so much that it's become a movement. Businesses are following in the masses' need for redundant precautions and the result is mind numbing: Businesses are closing down over this virus, and it's crippling the economy. Trump might start paying us all thousands of bucks just because of everyone's ignorance, but you know what? I'll take it. I get the feeling that a lot of the overblown nature of this "pandemic" is just a scheme. A scheme that's backfiring hardcore on the perpetrator, because smart people will see through this bullshit.
Corona Brewery must be writhing in pain from this. There are actually some imbeciles out there who are attributing the beer to the cause of this. I don't know about you, but I like Corona. They're a damn fine beer.
America is acting really stupid right now. Anyone want to weigh in on this Corona crap?
Job A is a stockboy at the local dollar store. People come in buy more toilet paper than they would need in a month. But truth be told, they're probably buying it because they know everyone else is panic-buying it because they're dumb fucking cunts. Of all things to stockpile on, why does the world think it's going to shit itself unrelentingly over a virus that people seem to be recovering just fine from? I heard Tom Hanks is doing just fine.
Some dude at work was explaining viruses to me and said that my excessive drinking wont kill Corona virus, because the virus itself isn't technically alive. What kind of shit is this? There's only one way to seek the truth in this case, and it's to drink more of @der's whiskey. You know, just to be sure...
Can you believe how far these assholes are going with this? Not only are people buying up every bit of toilet paper, hand sanitizer, rubbing alcohol, and bottled water that we have, but they've complained so much that it's become a movement. Businesses are following in the masses' need for redundant precautions and the result is mind numbing: Businesses are closing down over this virus, and it's crippling the economy. Trump might start paying us all thousands of bucks just because of everyone's ignorance, but you know what? I'll take it. I get the feeling that a lot of the overblown nature of this "pandemic" is just a scheme. A scheme that's backfiring hardcore on the perpetrator, because smart people will see through this bullshit.
Corona Brewery must be writhing in pain from this. There are actually some imbeciles out there who are attributing the beer to the cause of this. I don't know about you, but I like Corona. They're a damn fine beer.
America is acting really stupid right now. Anyone want to weigh in on this Corona crap?
