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Apr 2014
Yes kids, you too can earn a user subtitle to display valiantly among your fellow man. If you could be the official representative of something... anything on this site... what would it be?



I run this bitch, but calling myself an "administrator" makes me sound like a robot, so I went with "director" instead. @DerTables is "producer". What he produces is for me to know, and you to find out. @Tromafreak is "The Professor Stokes of B-Movies", because he knows his shit, so you better listen to him. @Moffat is the "Vigilante Man", because he's now the official vigilante for Trash Epics (or at the very least, a blatant fall guy for the real vigilante). And @Qwerty is "The Blood Turkey" for Satan knows what reason... I suppose his job for us is either to watch bad movies with "blood" in the title (Blood Lake, Blood Freak, Blood Shack, Blood Junkie, Blood Fart Lake, etc).... OR, his duty literally has to do with blood and turkeys, in some sick fetish kind of way. I'm hoping it's both.



image Are you man, woman, or other enough to be part of the team? That's for you to decide. In the words of Tyler Durden, "You decide your own level of involvement".

Now you must ask yourself one question. What do you want to contribute to Trash Epics? I want to do it all, and that's why I'm building the best means to do that, one line of code at a time. Somewhere along the line though, the scope of everything just got bigger, hence the "epics" part of our fair site's moniker, and well... let's just say there's a lot going on under the surface that no one ever sees. Be part of the team.

"Don't dream it, be it"


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Qwertyman3 says:
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Apr 2014
Blood Turkey was definitely a direct refernce to Blood Freak, which was the first "trash" movie I saw. And yeah, bloody turkeys aren't exactly a turn off for me. *licks lips*

What would I like to contribute? I guess helping spread knowledge of some of these trashy movies that most people have never even heard of.


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Box_a_Hair says:
#2, Reply to #1

Apr 2014
If there's any way specifically that we can cater to your trash gospel, then don't be shy. Surely you can accomplish all this through normal posts and comments, but you can also go further than that and go all out with these titles. Make it a big deal, with events, discussions, and real acts of filth.

Trash Epics is more than just a web site. It's a production studio for our upcoming films, shows, art, albums, and games. You can make yourself more than just a user on the site. You can become the real life Blood Turkey if you set out to be that, and you'll have Trash Epics full support.


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Shaza123 says:
#3

Apr 2014
Whatever you need mate, you can count on us.


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Box_a_Hair says:
#4, Reply to #3

Apr 2014
Well what do you need? Don't you want an official title? The more gimmicks we have going on, the more likely that one of them is going to take off.


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Shaza123 says:
#5, Reply to #4

Apr 2014
I'd love an official title, but I'm hopeless at being creative. If you can think of a good one, I'd be honoured.

As for what I need, I don't need much. I'd love to contribute my boring and borderline crazy ramblings to the site if you like. I'd love to be considered useful. If you need anything, don't hesitate to ask of me. I've love to help out in any way I can.


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#6, Reply to #5

Apr 2014
My suggestions for dear Shaz:
1. Gore-geous Gore-hound
2. Sheila of Shockers
3. Yaฬงnomamรถ Mama

Or, of course, there's Mulva...


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Shaza123 says:
#7, Reply to #6

Apr 2014
I approve of all of those except Mulva. :D


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Tromafreak says:
#8, Reply to #7

Apr 2014
mulva123


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Shaza123 says:
#9, Reply to #8

Apr 2014
Why do you hate me?


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Qwertyman3 says:
#10, Reply to #9

Apr 2014
I dunno, "Sqwerty Meets Mulva" might make for a good por- uh, movie.



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