Apr '14
Yes kids, you too can earn a user subtitle to display valiantly among your fellow man. If you could be the official representative of something... anything on this site... what would it be?
I run this bitch, but calling myself an "administrator" makes me sound like a robot, so I went with "director" instead. @DerTables is "producer". What he produces is for me to know, and you to find out. @Tromafreak is "The Professor Stokes of B-Movies", because he knows his shit, so you better listen to him. @Moffat is the "Vigilante Man", because he's now the official vigilante for Trash Epics (or at the very least, a blatant fall guy for the real vigilante). And @Qwerty is "The Blood Turkey" for Satan knows what reason... I suppose his job for us is either to watch bad movies with "blood" in the title (Blood Lake, Blood Freak, Blood Shack, Blood Junkie, Blood Fart Lake, etc).... OR, his duty literally has to do with blood and turkeys, in some sick fetish kind of way. I'm hoping it's both.
Are you man, woman, or other enough to be part of the team? That's for you to decide. In the words of Tyler Durden, "You decide your own level of involvement".
Now you must ask yourself one question. What do you want to contribute to Trash Epics? I want to do it all, and that's why I'm building the best means to do that, one line of code at a time. Somewhere along the line though, the scope of everything just got bigger, hence the "epics" part of our fair site's moniker, and well... let's just say there's a lot going on under the surface that no one ever sees. Be part of the team.
"Don't dream it, be it"
I run this bitch, but calling myself an "administrator" makes me sound like a robot, so I went with "director" instead. @DerTables is "producer". What he produces is for me to know, and you to find out. @Tromafreak is "The Professor Stokes of B-Movies", because he knows his shit, so you better listen to him. @Moffat is the "Vigilante Man", because he's now the official vigilante for Trash Epics (or at the very least, a blatant fall guy for the real vigilante). And @Qwerty is "The Blood Turkey" for Satan knows what reason... I suppose his job for us is either to watch bad movies with "blood" in the title (Blood Lake, Blood Freak, Blood Shack, Blood Junkie, Blood Fart Lake, etc).... OR, his duty literally has to do with blood and turkeys, in some sick fetish kind of way. I'm hoping it's both.
Are you man, woman, or other enough to be part of the team? That's for you to decide. In the words of Tyler Durden, "You decide your own level of involvement".Now you must ask yourself one question. What do you want to contribute to Trash Epics? I want to do it all, and that's why I'm building the best means to do that, one line of code at a time. Somewhere along the line though, the scope of everything just got bigger, hence the "epics" part of our fair site's moniker, and well... let's just say there's a lot going on under the surface that no one ever sees. Be part of the team.
"Don't dream it, be it"
Trash Epics is more than just a web site. It's a production studio for our upcoming films, shows, art, albums, and games. You can make yourself more than just a user on the site. You can become the real life Blood Turkey if you set out to be that, and you'll have Trash Epics full support.