Tuesday the 17th
A fake holiday following Friday the 13th, and also Ren Hoek's birthday. Known for being the unluckiest day of the year.
Mothers Day
A holiday in honor of your mother, celebrated on the second Sunday of May. Also a Troma movie.
Cinco De Mayo
A Mexican holiday celebrating Mexico's victory against the French in the Battle of Puebla on May 5, 1862. It is celebrated by eating Taco Bell and singing "La Cucaracha".
April Fools Day
A holiday celebrated on April 1st, when people play pranks on everyone. It's annoying as fuck.
St. Patrick's Day
An Irish holiday celebrated on March 17th, in which leprechauns kill for gold and people eat cornbeef reubens.