Full Moon
Independent film company created by Charles Band, specializing in low budget horror and b-movies.
Presidents Day
A U.S. federal holiday celebrated on the third Monday of February. People don't care about this one much.
Mardi Gras
AKA "Fat Tuesday", the day before Ash Wednesday where people gorge themselves before Lent, and also an excuse to party hard. Particularly notable in New Orleans, celebrated 47 days before Easter.
Ash Wednesday
The first day of Lent, in which participants fast for 40 days. It occurs 46 days before Easter Sunday.
Easter
A holiday about bunnies, eggs, chocolate, and Jesus. It occurs on a Sunday, though the exact date changes every year, so nobody can figure out when to celebrate it without resorting to a calendar.
Incestor
Incestuous ancestors, or rather an infamous blooper by actor Louis Edmonds in the series Dark Shadows.