I like imagining Dexter saying "my bad," at various moments in that show. Practically every episode, there were at least 5 or 6 moments when he could have said my bad and it would have been hilarious.

the way people say "epic" has started to drive me up a wall. I have been considering going on a killing spree the next time I hear someone say it. So far I have managed to restrain myself, but I could snap at any moment.

It was kind of funny when the stuntwoman from New Zealand used the word "legendary," in the Death Proof segment of Grindhouse, but I don't like hearing it anymore at this point.

I just used the word "ya" instead of "you," on IMDB, and suddenly realized that I had pissed myself off. That sucked.

Also, when people end words with in' instead of ing. Like, there was once a shampoo commercial where they said something about bouncin' and behavin' hair. Just thinking about it makes me want to go Rambo on large numbers of strangers... sorry, that's not funny, so soon after the San Bernardino incident.

One word that SHOULD be used regularly is yoosta, for used to, or use to, or whatever the hell it is supposed to be. Like, "I yoosta be a total dickhead, but then I got even worse." It pisses me off that yoosta is not a word.

cryptozoologist

futurist

UFO expert

Bigfoot expert

Sexpert

You just harshed upon everyone I looked up to, in my childhood. Except sexperts, that had no meaning to me at that time. Now, of course... it still has no meaning, because no one ever really understands sex. It is not possible to be objective about it.

when people spell "son of a bitch" "sunnavabitch" or "sunnuvabitch," it makes me want to go on a prolonged killing spree, and kill many, many, many, many, many, many, many people.

https://www.nytimes.com/2016/05/12/science/everyday-words-that-make-you-go-ew.html?_r=0

Troma, the nook and cranny comment made me think of The Simpsons, and suddenly it hit me: you must not be a huge fan of Ned Flanders, am I right? Every time he opens his mouth he says something that has appeared on this list. Except blowjob, he doesn't say that too much.

This is the nook and cranny reference I thought of:

At least 90% of the things Jay says, in Mallrats and everywhere else. Snickety snickety bickety bam! (Just kidding, I like Jay and Silent Bob)

The. Yeah, I spend a lot of time angry. What, you got some kind of problem with that?!?!?