Yeah. Something Weird Video must have missed this one. Believe it or not, this is in fact a Troma movie. Not quite the type of thing these guys usually go after/settle for, but a Troma movie nonetheless. Co-directed by Fred Olen Ray, and originally titled Honey Britches, The Troma Team retitles it Demented Death Farm Massacre, adds a diffrent score (apparently), and inserts scenes involving a 500 year old John Carradine, chiming in every now and then, attempting to act as narrarator, to I guess give this movie a little star power. Not quite the end result. It didn't seem as if he had even seen the movie when rambling on about it. Still pretty cool that old man Carradine graced us with his presence. I'm sure he would have thought this movie sucked. But I don't. I think it's actually pretty good for what it is.

Good, Yes, but certainly not great, as most anyone will figure out within the first few minutes. A whole lot of awkward acting/dialog. Mostly from two bickering couples who are on the run from the law after stealing a bunch of diamonds. The plan is to hide out in Nowhere, Florida, and move in on some unsuspecting hicks, and use their house for a hideout. A hot little bumpkin chick offers the thieves some shelter, and of course Southern hospitality. Let's hope her loud-mouth, religious fanatic, moonshine-sellin' husband isn't feelin' ornery when he gets home. Despite being a dishonest, drunken old prick, Harlan turns out to be easygoing enough, as he doesn't want any trouble. That is, until one of the jewel thieves sets his sights on his affection starved lady. That, he cannot overlook. In fact, it might be time to dust off the ol' pitchfork. And why the hell not? Ol' Harlan just bought her off her pa last week. He doesn't like her much, but ya don't fuck with a man's property. It just ain't Christian!

Alright, well, maybe "good" was a bit of a stretch. Demented Death Farm Massacre is actually quite terrible. I'll admit that, but I stand by my claim of entertainment value. Oh, it's there. Even if it's just mostly some outlandish fat hick yelling at women, or there's always the acting. If schlock ain't your cup of tea, then you probably won't find anything this trashy Hixploitation flick has to offer to be even remotely appealing. This surprisingly entertaining Troma flick (which clearly belongs in the Something Weird Video universe) can be found on the first of seven "Toxie's Triple Terror" set. I was equally supprised as I was delighted to discover that the other two movies on this set, Curse Of The Cannibal Confederates, and Deadly Daphne's Revenge, were also pretty good... well, not exactly good. You know what I mean. 5/10