I hate sports. I mean sports themselves are fine. There's nothing wrong with playing a game with some friends. But I think caring about the outcome of a game, when you've never even met any of the players, is ridiculous. I've actually seen grown men cry over this shit. I hate how when a game runs long, it will always take precendent over anything else that may be coming on TV afterwards. I hate how people will just launch into a conversation about sports without even asking me first if it's something I give a shit about. They just assume I care. And when they find out I don't, it boggles their mind. "You don't like sports? Even football? Okay, so you don't like football, but you gotta root for UT, right?" What are they not getting? I couldn't not possibly give less of a shit about your stupid games!

Yeah, rooting for a certain team doesn't make sense. Most people are fans of the team closest to their hometown, but none of the players are actually from there. Players are bought and sold all the time. One year people will be a huge fan of a player, and then the next year they'll hate him because he's on a different team. And even if everybody on a team was from that town, why does being from the same place as you make them better?

I hate seafood. People say they like it, but I don't believe them. How could anybody like something that tastes like rancid garbage water?

Bullshit!

Bull...SHIT!

As it should be.

Yeah. Unfortunately, my brain can sometimes be mildly racist, but my dick ain't racist at all.