Out of the literally hundreds of times in my life that I have ate at a chinese buffet, last tuesday I tried fried squid for the first time. Very tasty! I dipped it in chili sauce and that stuff they give you to dip dumplings in.

I was surprised I liked it. It was a little chewy, but I have eaten chicken gizzards that were much, much chewier.

I also ate every damn frog leg in the place and some steamed mussels too.

I hate that my balls and asscrack get sweaty whenever the temperature gets above 81, 82 degrees. Summer is finally here.