People that like to give their opinion to me regarding my daughter when we're somewhere in public. Nothing makes my blood boil more. Nothing. Like, mind your own fucking business. I could see if whatever it is might be a big deal, or something is happening that I'm not aware of that could harm her, but so far, it's been over the most inconsequential bullshit things.

We're at Taco Bell leaving and I'm holding my daughter's hand walking thru the parking lot back to the car and this lady says something in Spanish to me. I ask my girlfriend what she said and my gf didn't wanna tell me till we got to the car (cuz she knew I'd flip.) The lady basically said she shouldn't be acting that way in a parking lot. And what terrible thing was she doing? Just kinda jumping around and being silly, as kids do. I had her hand. It isn't like she was crawling on the ground or something.

Had a few other scenarios like that happen before. Like once at the mall, when my daughter was like one and a half, she wanted out of her stroller and then took her shoes off. I didn't agree with that and tried to put them back on but it wasn't the end of the world. Before I could really do anything, this woman is like "oh my God, no shoes." Yeah, because in the mall she's gotta watch out for the hot coals and broken pieces of glass on the floor, you stupid fucking cunt. Who cares if her feet get dirty? She's a kid. It's good for them.

Black licorice is something only elderly people like, I'm convinced. According to scientific research that I am not at liberty to disclose, tastebuds grow a fondness for the stuff once retirement age has set in.

It was one of my grandma's favorite things to snack on.

It's perfectly normal and OK to not be attracted to every race. I'm not really into black girls, even though I dated one for about 7 months.