What is joy? Is joy “God?” No, of course not. But then what is it? Is it a thing? Perhaps. But let’s delve further than conjecture and consult the scientists who know everything.

I recently spoke to engineering evolutionary biological guy/science-person, Squeaky McKlean, who said, and I quote, “What is joy? Is joy ‘God?’ No, of course not. But then what is it? Is it a thing? Perhaps. But let’s delve further than conjecture and consult the scientists who know everything….”

He went on to report “I recently spoke to the engineering evolutionary biological guy/science-person, Squeaky McKlean, who said, and I quote, ‘What is joy? Is Joy “God?” No, of course not. But then what is it? Is it a thing? Perhaps But let’s delve further than conjecture and consult the scientists who know everything….”

He then choked to death on a coffee table/slash/the wall of the room which he was chewing on.

I hope (and feel confident that) this post has answered all philosophical questions you may ever had.