Nov 2014
Who here understands life and death? No one. Thatโs why Iโm here to explain it to you personally.
First comes life, both cuddly, squishy and sandpapery. All two of those three things at once. Then comes the knowledge that youโre not alone, that youโre a part of a system of other similar creatures bearing the same physical make-up that, if you inspect it far enough, is the same right down to the cells, chromosomes, genes and anatomical make-up. The only thing making you different from Auntie Fattie is your attitude (ie. your attitude sucks whereas hers is really cool and right-on).
But is attitude enough to make an individual? There are those scientologists who say โperhapsโ and then there are other scientologists who say โperhapsโฆ or perhaps not.โ As an interpreter of modern philosophical, philological, true scientific thought, I can say what theyโre really trying to say is โPerhaps, or perhaps not.โ But itโs not up to us to judge, now is it? And if I may be blunt, who can own a raindrop? Is the sky a person?
In conclusion, I think I have solved all of the philosophical questions to which all sleaze scroungers seek answers. But to dumb it down, in a simple phrase: Death, life, birth: Oh my and oh me, to whom can we attribute a difference?!
The End!
First comes life, both cuddly, squishy and sandpapery. All two of those three things at once. Then comes the knowledge that youโre not alone, that youโre a part of a system of other similar creatures bearing the same physical make-up that, if you inspect it far enough, is the same right down to the cells, chromosomes, genes and anatomical make-up. The only thing making you different from Auntie Fattie is your attitude (ie. your attitude sucks whereas hers is really cool and right-on).
But is attitude enough to make an individual? There are those scientologists who say โperhapsโ and then there are other scientologists who say โperhapsโฆ or perhaps not.โ As an interpreter of modern philosophical, philological, true scientific thought, I can say what theyโre really trying to say is โPerhaps, or perhaps not.โ But itโs not up to us to judge, now is it? And if I may be blunt, who can own a raindrop? Is the sky a person?
In conclusion, I think I have solved all of the philosophical questions to which all sleaze scroungers seek answers. But to dumb it down, in a simple phrase: Death, life, birth: Oh my and oh me, to whom can we attribute a difference?!
The End!