Jul 2019
They announced their phase 4 plans, and it all has me rolling my eyes.
Doctor Strange: In the Multiverse of Madness is being called the first MCU horror film. As if! PG-13 horror is not horror. Provided the director has done a few horror films, you know they're gonna puss out and make it into a regular fantasy extravaganza. Honestly, the first Doctor Strange movie was pretty damn cool, but call a spade a spade. Don't lie to us and tell us you're making a horror movie out of a kid-friendly property. They tried this with X-Men: New Mutants, but what happened to that movie? Despite getting great reviews from early screenings, they pussed right the fuck out and decided to reshoot the entire movie, and that was almost 3 years ago! And there's still no sign of this movie ever coming out, because Marvel and Horror don't want to co-exist, because then all the little kiddies can't see it.
Speaking of horror-related stuff, we're supposed to get a new Blade movie. Now, Wesley Snipes has been begging them for nearly 10 years to let him do another Blade movie, and they've been talking and teasing him that whole time, only to say no and give it to another actor who was already in theMCU. Well, I guess the netflix stuff, originally proposed to be in the MCU, isn't in the MCU because they're trying to pretend that shit doesn't exist anymore, even though it was hardcore and awesome.
Next, we got some "diversity" bullshit, since Natalie Portman is going to be the new Thor, and The Eternals is going to have some LGBTQ shit. Plus, it'll have Angelina Jolie, so count me out. That lady creeps me out.
And even with their anxious effort to buy FOX, they still don't have any plans for X-Men. They pressured the X-Men series to end with that shitty Dark Phoenix movie, and they aren't even doing anything with that property? They can go fuck themselves.
Marvel should have quit after Endgame. Instead, they're making shows about their lame characters like Hawkeye, Falcon & Bucky, and Scarlet Witch? Who cares about those turkeys. Who cares about any of this shit!
Doctor Strange: In the Multiverse of Madness is being called the first MCU horror film. As if! PG-13 horror is not horror. Provided the director has done a few horror films, you know they're gonna puss out and make it into a regular fantasy extravaganza. Honestly, the first Doctor Strange movie was pretty damn cool, but call a spade a spade. Don't lie to us and tell us you're making a horror movie out of a kid-friendly property. They tried this with X-Men: New Mutants, but what happened to that movie? Despite getting great reviews from early screenings, they pussed right the fuck out and decided to reshoot the entire movie, and that was almost 3 years ago! And there's still no sign of this movie ever coming out, because Marvel and Horror don't want to co-exist, because then all the little kiddies can't see it.
Speaking of horror-related stuff, we're supposed to get a new Blade movie. Now, Wesley Snipes has been begging them for nearly 10 years to let him do another Blade movie, and they've been talking and teasing him that whole time, only to say no and give it to another actor who was already in the
Next, we got some "diversity" bullshit, since Natalie Portman is going to be the new Thor, and The Eternals is going to have some LGBTQ shit. Plus, it'll have Angelina Jolie, so count me out. That lady creeps me out.
And even with their anxious effort to buy FOX, they still don't have any plans for X-Men. They pressured the X-Men series to end with that shitty Dark Phoenix movie, and they aren't even doing anything with that property? They can go fuck themselves.
Marvel should have quit after Endgame. Instead, they're making shows about their lame characters like Hawkeye, Falcon & Bucky, and Scarlet Witch? Who cares about those turkeys. Who cares about any of this shit!
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