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Jul '18
Aka "Aerobicide", Killer Workout starts off with a bang. We have someone getting burned by a tanning bed, right off the bat. It's like that Final Destination shit, only better. Then, we jump right into the best reason to watch this movie... to watch these women exercise.

image If you're anything like me, you'll find this stuff pretty hypnotic. God, there are some fine women in this movie. There's also a fat dude riding an exercise bike, but his fatness is only there to show us some contrast, so we can truly appreciate all the asses and big, bouncing titties in this movie.

It's easy to figure out what this premise would be. People are getting killed at the gym in various ways. Sometimes, it's a big hair pin, sometimes, it's with workout gear, like a weight. Sometimes, people aren't even getting killed, but rather just get the crap kicked out of them.

image There are several moments where these beefcakes will beat the hell out of each other. Sometimes without a good reason, but who needs an explanation in a movie like this? The guy finds two bodies in the gym, and another guy sees him standing there and assumes he did, and immediately starts beating the shit out of him. It's great. Some of the fight scenes are pretty solid, and they do a good job making it look real cool.

So yeah... as you can guess, all the pretty people with good bodies are getting killed, and there's this generic detective trying to solve the murders that happen almost daily. Yet, the establishment never shuts down. Nobody cares, and they keep working out, and we get plenty of scenes of women working out, in super sexual poses. Great bodies, great tits, and the violence ain't bad either.

Surprisingly watchable 80s cheese that delivers everything you need for a slasher of this era. And, of course... when the movie ends, we get... more footage of these fine women working out. I can't complain.


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Znep27 says:
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Jul '18
I have this on VHS around here somewhere. I haven't watched it in a long time, but I remember liking it. The director, David A. Prior also made the SOV classic Sledgehammer, and a bunch of ridiculous action movies, including the infamous Deadly Prey.

Another super cheesy health club horror I would recommend is Death Spa (1989).


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Znep27 says:
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Jul '18
More than Iron Eagle?



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