Jul '18
Aka "Aerobicide", Killer Workout starts off with a bang. We have someone getting burned by a tanning bed, right off the bat. It's like that Final Destination shit, only better. Then, we jump right into the best reason to watch this movie... to watch these women exercise.
If you're anything like me, you'll find this stuff pretty hypnotic. God, there are some fine women in this movie. There's also a fat dude riding an exercise bike, but his fatness is only there to show us some contrast, so we can truly appreciate all the asses and big, bouncing titties in this movie.
It's easy to figure out what this premise would be. People are getting killed at the gym in various ways. Sometimes, it's a big hair pin, sometimes, it's with workout gear, like a weight. Sometimes, people aren't even getting killed, but rather just get the crap kicked out of them.
There are several moments where these beefcakes will beat the hell out of each other. Sometimes without a good reason, but who needs an explanation in a movie like this? The guy finds two bodies in the gym, and another guy sees him standing there and assumes he did, and immediately starts beating the shit out of him. It's great. Some of the fight scenes are pretty solid, and they do a good job making it look real cool.
So yeah... as you can guess, all the pretty people with good bodies are getting killed, and there's this generic detective trying to solve the murders that happen almost daily. Yet, the establishment never shuts down. Nobody cares, and they keep working out, and we get plenty of scenes of women working out, in super sexual poses. Great bodies, great tits, and the violence ain't bad either.
Surprisingly watchable 80s cheese that delivers everything you need for a slasher of this era. And, of course... when the movie ends, we get... more footage of these fine women working out. I can't complain.
If you're anything like me, you'll find this stuff pretty hypnotic. God, there are some fine women in this movie. There's also a fat dude riding an exercise bike, but his fatness is only there to show us some contrast, so we can truly appreciate all the asses and big, bouncing titties in this movie.It's easy to figure out what this premise would be. People are getting killed at the gym in various ways. Sometimes, it's a big hair pin, sometimes, it's with workout gear, like a weight. Sometimes, people aren't even getting killed, but rather just get the crap kicked out of them.
There are several moments where these beefcakes will beat the hell out of each other. Sometimes without a good reason, but who needs an explanation in a movie like this? The guy finds two bodies in the gym, and another guy sees him standing there and assumes he did, and immediately starts beating the shit out of him. It's great. Some of the fight scenes are pretty solid, and they do a good job making it look So yeah... as you can guess, all the pretty people with good bodies are getting killed, and there's this generic detective trying to solve the murders that happen almost daily. Yet, the establishment never shuts down. Nobody cares, and they keep working out, and we get plenty of scenes of women working out, in super sexual poses. Great bodies, great tits, and the violence ain't bad either.
Surprisingly watchable 80s cheese that delivers everything you need for a slasher of this era. And, of course... when the movie ends, we get... more footage of these fine women working out. I can't complain.
, and I think the same applies in music, to some extent. The last couple years of the 80's the wave of total big hair metal madness had sort of crested, and maybe started to subside a little. They set that Alec Baldwin rock musical Rock of Ages in 1987 for a reason, because that was the high point of all the mayhem. I have to check this more carefully, but I bet a lot of big hair stadium rock anthem bands like White Snake, Ratt, Warrant, Great White... they were at their peak insanity right around 1987. 
Hey, Return of the Living Dead 2 was filmed in 1987. It wasn't released until early 1988, but still. I have always thought Marsha Dietlein was quite the babe, when she was doing her aerobics in front of the TV in their house.
OK, I can't remember something without double checking... this is pathetic. I should know this. Was it Friday the 13th Part 3, or Halloween 2, that had the scenes of the male nurse or orderly guy in the hospital watching a hot girl do aerobics on TV? Possibly there was a similar scene in both movies... I can Google it, of course, but can you remember without checking?