I'm talking about the 1989 Canadian piece of trash known as "Things". I watched the commentary, looking for insight, and here's what I can say about that...

The commentary is labeled as having director Andrew Jordan and star Barry J. Gillis. When the movie starts, you can tell that there are a lot more people there. It's like a party, and they seem quick to get to drinking.

There's a lady on the track that never saw the movie at the time of the recording, and she just kinda rags on the movie the whole time. Eventually, she hates it so much, she leaves, and Barry J. Gillis leaves the commentary to deal with her. Perhaps she was his gf at the time?

Eventually, Barry comes back. He seemed to laugh at LOT throughout the thing. Everyone involved seems to have fond memories of making their self-proclaimed "worst movie ever". Even worse than Plan 9, they say.

They make fun of the one guy's boobs a lot, they talk about how important that porn star was for their marketing, and by the end of it, I think they were all pretty drunk.

It's mostly like watching a home movie with friends and relatives, and they laugh about all the stupid shit. I still don't know what they were thinking at the time of making the movie. I'm going to guess that they weren't thinking.

While you do get some insight on the movie, it's still never enough. Things. A horrifying experience that will rip apart your soul.