We know @Tromafreak writes movie reviews. We know @zed writes songs. We know @ninjas writes perverted awesome rants. I know @cyborg wrote a pilot for amazon studios (that I hope he'll elaborate on). The estranged @ballz writes short stories and is working on a novel (he's not around, but I do keep in contact with him). Do you write anything? Elaborate on your writing ambitions.

I've written a couple dozen songs. I don't have the instrumental skills that zed possesses (he's got me beat on that and coding, cuz he's a fucking bad-ass), but I've written a few tunes I'm quite proud of. I've also written a bunch of screenplays in the past that I want to retool for my ultimate project, which would be an ongoing series of comedy/drama horror stories set in my own weird ren-o-verse. I spend a lot of my time trying to outline that, but I end up zoning out most of the time. Years of marijuana and laziness will make you very unproductive, but on some ocassions, it can lead to some profoundly weird tales!

Please elaborate on your creative writing endeavors!