This place doesn't have enough dirty talk.

I love tits. A lot. And short chicks. And skinny chicks. I know @Tromafreak likes fat chicks, and @Red_Hawk likes the tight, short girls.

Vaginas are good in theory, but ugly as fuck. Then again, so are dicks... I don't mind trannies if they look convincing enough.

You know what this site needs? Random bursts of jizz.