All of my adult life, I have lived with a woman as a life-partner, lover, spouse, what-have-you. That's right, all of the weird shit you've seen me post through the years, there's been a woman next to me.

This week my chick-person-who-I-own is away to participate in a wedding ceremony for one of her friends. I stayed home to work. I hadn't anticipated a lax schedule, so now I'm just sitting around, jackin' it.

On one hand, I feel like a teenager whose parents have left me alone for the fir... Continue »

I give the movie a 3/5.
I give this video a 5/5.

Hey guys. Good to be back. I had a shit load of computer issues of late and spent most of forum time working on my blog. But I'm back up and running :)

Anyway I watched Dark Angel: The Ascent again tonight and it still holds up as a low budget gem from Full Moon. The gore is cheap and charming and the lead actress is stunning. Has anybody else seen it?

I finally picked this up. Going to watch it tonight. I've wanted to see it for so long but it was always so damn expensive to import. But I finally bit the bullet and paid haha

A new TV show debuted on Comedy Central back in March called Big Time in Hollywood, FL, and it's really awesome. The first season concluded this week and I'd like to talk about it because I think it's the kind of show that people on this site would enjoy.

Basically, the show's about two brothers, Ben and Jack Dolfe, who are two amatuer filmmakers with no jobs who make no budget films with... Continue »

Kung Fury finally came out this month, it's only 30 minutes, and it's available on youtube. Do yourself a favor and be blasted with a wave of retro 1980s cheese.

Color Me Blood Red was the last of the Lewis-Friedman produced Exploitation films of the 60's. Filmed in Sarasota, Florida in 1965, this final installment of Their groundbreaking Blood Trilogy was, for the most part, back to basics after the surprisingly successful epic, Two Thousand Maniacs. This new turkey would be a bit more simplistic like Blood Feast. But gorier, dumber, and while not nearly as legendary, alot more fun in my... Continue »

It's about time I did one of these. Anyway, I've known the creator of this site, Renzo_Capetto for some time now. We met on the IMDb forums back in 2006 or so. I used to post there all the time, especially back in my high school days when I was anti-social. I don't post there anymore, but still use the site to rate films, watch trailers, look up people, stuff like that. I took time off from being on the internet so much to focus on college and other junk, and figured this site was better to join... Continue »

I'm more or less checked out of imdb, though I've not deleted my account there and may return for the October Challenge or to host the December one I don't have much time/energy to watch films during the week and post there to the sort of standard I established for myself. I was feeling like posting there was more of an obligation than because I was really engaged in horror and weirdness and the community and I just wasn't having fun the way I used to. But I do still watch a fair amount of horro... Continue »

These are some of the recent drunk texts I've sent:

"Aerosmith, and the only other thing in the world that isn't Aerosmith, a marshmallow, had a standoff. They stood face to face. "You'll never be Aerosmith," said Aerosmith. "You'll never be a marshmallow" said the marshmallow. They stood there like that for, like, forever."

MY FRIEND REPLIED:
"It was the best infinite stand off concert to ever happen becuz it's still happening and always will be"

I REPLIED:
"Far superior to the feud... Continue »

I don't want to do anything, ever.

This news is music to my ears. Even better knowing that Joseph LoDuca is coming back to do the music. I fucking LOVE the music in those movies. Also, Bruce is back in shape for it. Recent pics show he isn't fat anymore, and we all loved Bruce back when he was more adventurous. If you've ever seen My Name is Bruce, that's a perfect example of how lazy he's gotten. He does almost nothing physical in that movie.

Recent pics also show the oldsmobile is coming back.

Does anyone care about Evil Dead as much as I do?

I was watching Cat's Eye last night, and it was pretty fun. Even for a PG-13 film. Anthologies are always fun because you don't have to commit to a long story. You're usually watching it for a small dose of the mad and macabre, and usually some sort of twist ending.

Film or TV, what are your favorites?

Be so kind as to rate these titles to form a more accurate
Trash Epics Favorite Anthologies list.
https://trashepics.com/media/?tags=anthology&sort=value

I can't believe this movie still hasn't come out yet.

WolfCop is a movie that sounds both awesome and retarded at the same time. Don't be fooled though, because it makes for one hell of an entertaining werewolf film, that's destined to become a cult classic. Continue »

Mulva. Yes, that's her name. That's the name of our protagonist in this otherwise decent film. Someone thought it was a good idea to give our protagonist a name that sounds dangerously similar to female genitalia. Well, it's just a name right, I mean, we can't judge a book by it's cover, right? Well, if we were to judge Mulva by her cover, she'd look like this.



That's pretty hot. That chick could totally... Continue »

This place doesn't have enough dirty talk. Continue »

I felt like recording something, so here's a number I wrote last Summer. Continue »

Starry Eyes is one of those overlooked horror films that kicks you in the nuts when you see it. Hard. The premise involves Sarah (Alex Essoe), a struggling actress who can't seem to catch a break. Her waitress job is demeaning, her crowd bugs the hell out of her, and her auditions for roles always wind up duds. What's a girl got to do to get a role these days? Continue »

My most recent Horror obsession is a random one.

By far the most overlooked and unpopular era/format of B-Horror. Shot-on-video Horror films from the 1990s. The 80's saw a bit of a short-lived popularity with these weird little efforts. Films like Cannibal Campout (1988), Blood Lake (1987), and Black Devil Doll From Hell (1984) still have people scratching their heads to this day. Some say they were the last form of... Continue »

Since we're all so god-damn lazy around here, I've come up with a solution to our lack of site content: rss feeds. Or rather, posts from (and linking to) other websites. View the new 'News' feed section to check the latest second-hand news stories. Continue »

The Uh-Oh Show is the 8th gore film of Herschell Gordon Lewis.

And his first Florida-shot gore film since 1967's The Gruesome Twosome .A film that took far too long to get released. And when it finally did, it just didn't cut it, in my opinion. Sounds like a good one when you read about it, but as cartoonish and crazy as it is, it just falls a bit flat. This movie is about a popular game show called The Uh-Oh Show, where contestants can win b... Continue »

Despite a lack of internet, I've added horoscopes. Most users here can add them, but know they must be reset each day (it's not automatic). Continue »

Nothing can prepare you for the shocking experience of FROZEN FLESH - the most explicitly gory, shocking, bloody, and controversial movie ever made!

That right there, that’s the tagline for this piece of shit movie. Now I’ve been around controversial cinema long enough to know that many movies make this claim far too easily, yet at least most of them actually attempt to be somewhat extreme and disturbing. But director Justin French has something far more terrible planned for us and as a... Continue »