Sorry... I just had to say that. I don't know what possessed me... uh oh. Something possessed me. That sucks.

Just click on this:


For a REALLY good time, (if you are not too concerned about having more fun than humans should be allowed), you should watch that video, then position your clicker so the cursor is right at 9 seconds, in the timer bar at the bottom of the clip. Then, just keep watching from 9 to 15 seconds, and every time it gets to 15 seconds in the video just click your mouse so it goes back to 9 seconds. Do this over and over and over and... Continue »

I didn't like Chemistry in school. I know lots of kids found it interesting, but something about it bothered me. I guess because I was such a history nerd, chemical warefare was always at the back on my mind. The effects of napalm, agent orange, chlorine gases etc etc. That's some scary shit. Chemicals mixed with the wrong ones could be so disastrous for humanity, it scared the hell out of me. And it still does. If I ever have to do some hardcore cleaning, you bet your arses I read the backs of... Continue »

Out of curiousity. Has Dorian or Boki tried making an account here? I know that you guys would be able to monitor who everyone is much better than the mighty IMDB does.

...with all these insects moving and all.

I've been thinking of this movie a lot lately. The film deals with a mother losing her mind over the constant chaos that her son regularly instills upon her, and I can't help but feel a strong parallel to my own undesired reality. I live with my mother, who's taken custody of her severely autistic grandson, because his own mother couldn't bear it any longer. They like to focus on his autism as the reason for his manic behavior, but I've always felt his strong mental retardation was the greater issue. He's a handful to live with, and while I hate my sister for all the other horrible things she's done in her life, particularly to my own mother, I wont hold it against her that she couldn't deal with this child anymore. He's enough to drive anyone mad, and yet my mother has taken on the burden herself, due to some twisted sense of loyalty to her family that I can't understand. I wish I was more patient, but it's hard to be patient when you haven't had a good night's sleep in weeks. Continue »

Well this sucks. I'm bummed out about this one. I know he was 76 but he always seemed so healthy. I had no idea he even had cancer.

But what a career he had. I enjoyed most of his movies, even My Soul To Take and Shocker. What are your faves?

A total King Farouk! The one and only Sanjak of Novi Bazaar, and if you don't like that, you can go fuck a duck!

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000TSMO70?psc=1&redirect=true&ref_=oh_aui_detailpage_o00_s00

just picked this set up, guys. Deadly Friend was on my mind tonight. With Wes dying, my mind went back to my childhood immediately. Lots of TBS watching this movie, when I didn't watch it when it was on HBO.

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This past weekend I was fortunate enough to attend Bruce Campbell's Horror Film Festival as part of the Chicago Wizard/Comic Con and see some horror flicks. Here are my brief thoughts on the films I saw:

The Green Inferno (2013)

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2403021/

Got to see a special advanced screening, which also included an introduction by writer/director Eli Roth and star Lor... Continue »

Who will do this gross deed? None other than...

If there is, The Blob remake would get my vote.

I think it was sicker than I was expecting, per se.
It probably didn't hurt that they kept the 1958 setting, as opposed to trying to make it contemporary.
My two cents.

The pink flamingos are the default background on this site, in honor of John Water's film of the same name, but I realize that it's a pretty fucking stupid background. If anyone didn't know it already, you can change your preferred background on the site's footer. Mine is Danielle Harris, because she's hot as fuck. I'll never get tired of looking at her.

What are you using as your background? And is there anything you'd prefer to see here instead? Cuz I can always add more options.

It'll be tough to be stupider than @TheMulletKid100, but someone's gotta do it!

This movie is far from perfect, but in some ways it really blows me away. I think the scarecrows are as creepy as you could possibly want them to be. The way their voices, speaking right into the minds of their victims, can be confused with the voices of the other soldiers, on the audio headsets, is also pretty freaky. Also, I enjoy a good old fashioned military horror movie now and then, like Dog Soldiers, Day of the Dead, etc.... good stuff.

I just watched Thunderbolt and Lightfoot for the first time, and it's a pretty damn good movie. Then again, is anything of his not good? He's pretty much the greatest man who ever lived.

Are you in love with Clint Eastwood?
Well... you should be.

Acting or directing, what are your favorite Clint Eastwood movies? Continue »

Flowers is a abstract surreal horror film from Phil Stevens. Basically it's about six females waking up in the crawlspace underneath their killer's house. My perspective of the movie is it's the women remembering their lives and deaths. The audience gets a glimpse of both. Flowers also has no dialogue, but that in no way hinders the movie. In my opinion the lack of dialogue might even help because it makes the viewer create scenerios in their... Continue »

"An american giallo" is the best possible description, and I was extremely pleased with this one.

Atmospheric and violent, this film traces the exploits of a med student who witnesses his sister's death
(as a child) at the start of the film.

This is apparently all he needed to go on a murderous rampage, but there's style to spare in this senseless
horror film filmed largely in my state (Texas).

Side Note: The ending is quite masterful, as subtle as it happens to be. 7/10 from me.

I have a cousin resembling a shorter John Holmes, facially (I've never seen his cock).

My sister looks too much like Wifey from "Wifey's World."

There was one porn I was watching once, I don't know the name of it. It had this one girl whose name I don't know but she was getting all crazy into it. Unfortunately, I had to turn it off. She looked like too much like pictures I'd seen of my mother before I was born.

Not a family member, but I also have a friend who looks like a twin of Richi... Continue »

"After the mysterious death of her mother, a young woman chooses to enter a convent to find out what happened. As soon as the door closes to the nunnery, the nuns start torturing the woman. Also, the woman has to deal with a God-hating archbishop and a lesbian mother superior."

Wow! Hand on heart I think this is contender for the best nunsploitation film! Other favorites are "Killer Nun... Continue »

Come on... out with it! 'Fess up.
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/police-investigating-after-images-of-cloaked-figure-go-viral/

As far as the films of Paul Mossissey go, I only really love two of them. Flesh For Frankenstein and Blood For Dracula. These two mean spirited, 70's exploitation versions of the popular Horror tales include what is most likely the best performance by not only Udo Kier, but Joe Dallesandro as well. They're great. Very entertaining films. But a couple years prior, director, Paul Morrissey made a not-so great film. He actua... Continue »

This probably brought about the end of this couple's relationship, but... I'm sorry, it's still frickin' funny.
https://imgur.com/gallery/C4hJHDX

wait, it's not working... here, this is the URL, I think... you figure it out.
https://imgur.com/gallery/C4hJHDX

I'm trying to think of a good caption. Either "Ladies and gentlemen: I give you the 3.1 second 40 yard dash." or "And there are those who say... he's still accelerating... somewhere out there in the darkness... even... right now.... Continue »

So I've never thought ghost were real I've seen some stuff I could never explain but never thought it was a ghost doing it thou.
To me most of this video looks like fake shit but some of it had me thinking what the hell is that.

There are, sadly, so few scenes in (relatively) modern cinema, in which white people prove that they black, by suddenly becoming Asian. Here is one of those scenes.