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Jun 2023
Well, the best way I can describe this movie is Straw Dogs meets Troll 2.

Just after learning they're pregnant, Jamie and Maya suffer a home invasion where they are beat up pretty badly. They decide they must leave London and move to a small Irish town where Jamie just inherited a farm house from his deceased aunt.

Jamie, by the way, is the most pussified character you will ever see. He's constantly getting bullied, he always lets people talk shit to him and his wife, he even dives behind his pregnant wife when a dog barks at them. The man is just pathetic.

His aunt's friend tells them of a bunch of goblins, called the redcaps, who are believed to live in the woods behind their new house. To keep them happy, they must leave some liver out back for them every night. Of course, they think this is nonsense, but try to remember to do it just to keep this crazy lady happy.

Anyway, the house is being fixed up by this family of reprobates, who are doing more harm than good. When one of the sons tries to rape Maya in the woods, the goblins come to the rescue. The remaining family member are sure that Jamie and Maya have something to do with his disappearance, and lay seige to their house. Maya calls on the goblins for help, but of course their help doesn't come cheap or easy.

I really don't know what to make of this movie. Some of it is really well done, and some of it is super hokey. I'm still not sure whether the goblins were meant to be scary or funny. It does have one hell of an ending that left me very satisfied, I'll tell you that. I didn't know whether to laugh or cry. I'm actually not sure whether to recommend it, half of you would probably hate it. But I still kind of think you should watch it anyway, I'm glad I did.


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zed says:
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Jun 2023
Grabbers and Tormented were both decent films by the director, So it sounds like it has promise. I still have your other rec on the watch list 'glorious' that I need to watch first


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zed says:
#2, Reply to #1

Jun 2023
Yeah was a good film, nice blend of horror and comedy. better than grabbers.
I think the redcaps is an anagram for crapeds, decraps, scraped or something.
The creatures actually remind me of another italian film (not either of the troll titles)


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Tommix says:
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Jul 2023
Your description of this made me think of Eden Lake, which I liked. It isn't exactly the same, I guess, but... I will try to check it out anyway.


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zed says:
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Jul 2023 *
eden lake is a good film (this also FWIW) though I think in eden lake the yobs return, in this film ,nyet (though thats now how you spell it)


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Box_a_Hair says:
#5, Reply to #4

Jul 2023
I hate Eden Lake, even though it has Fassbender and that slut from Yellowstone.


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zed says:
#6, Reply to #5

Jul 2023
Well I hate Fassbinder so we are even.
Yellowstone with yogi and booboo?
Never been there, you want to show me? Actually a good mate of mine last night was writing to me, brought a camper and it's about to go across Canada, US for the next few months, ha mirror image of me in Ukraine

Actually I don't give a monkeys about Fassbender, thought he was overrated is all


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Box_a_Hair says:
#7, Reply to #6

Jul 2023
Fassbender is a great Magneto! And Yellowstone, the TV show. Haven't seen Yogi in there, but there's still hope!


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zed says:
#8, Reply to #7

Jul 2023
Smarter than the average bear.
I can actually do a decent voice impersonation of him


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