Aug 2022
Oh no! There's this horrible man eating monster that's killing everybody! How will we ever stop it? How will we ever avoid it? How do you know you won't be the next one to be eaten?!
Oh, I don't know. Maybe just STAY OUT OF THE FUCKING OCEAN? You know, that big wet salty place that you have absolutely no reason to ever go into, ever? Maybe just don't go in there?
I can't thing of any type of attack that is easier to avoid than a shark attack.
FUCKING POINTLESS!
Oh, I don't know. Maybe just STAY OUT OF THE FUCKING OCEAN? You know, that big wet salty place that you have absolutely no reason to ever go into, ever? Maybe just don't go in there?
I can't thing of any type of attack that is easier to avoid than a shark attack.
FUCKING POINTLESS!
I'd love to see a sharknado full of dead sharks who all suffocated. Not zombie sharks, but immobile, rotting sharks whose dead carcasses simply bludgeon everyone to death. Everyone stupid enough to chase a sharknado.