Jul '18
My only real options for drinking alcohol are beer and hard liquor. If I want to have a delicious daiquiri or wine cooler, suddenly I'm a pussy. The same thing for coffee. It has to be plain old regular plain ass coffee. If I want to have something in it that actually tastes good like hazelnut or caramel, I'm a fag. Do I really have to put up with things I don't like just to prove I'm a man? It's just a drink for christ's sake! IT'S NOT FAIR!!
The other day, I drank two 24oz cans of sweet alcoholic beverages like "sex on the beach" and something else, and the next day, I felt sick as shit. In fact, it was the first sick day I've ever taken at work (and those bastards still got pissed at me for it). However, the other night, I was drinking a LOT more of regular liquor and stuff, and I only had a slight hangover from that.
Sure, the stuff tastes "good" as in less alcoholic, but it makes me feel worse, I guess. Maybe it's the sugar? Maybe I've just gotten more dull? Either way, I never question my sexuality over what I'm drinking. That's just gay.