cryptozoologist

futurist

UFO expert

Bigfoot expert

Sexpert

You just harshed upon everyone I looked up to, in my childhood. Except sexperts, that had no meaning to me at that time. Now, of course... it still has no meaning, because no one ever really understands sex. It is not possible to be objective about it.

Women's Soccer (the correct term is "HoBall")

Naeemak, Naeemak worthless fucking peice of shit get pissed off EVERYTIME I see that fucking word.

Pretentious

It's just used far too much and often in the wrong context. It used to be okay but the more others use it the more I hate the word.

when people spell "son of a bitch" "sunnavabitch" or "sunnuvabitch," it makes me want to go on a prolonged killing spree, and kill many, many, many, many, many, many, many people.

Well those Sunnuvabitches tommix

Julia Stiles

God call dawge people who say that are ghey to be sure

body shaming.


What's wrong with the old term YOU'RE A FAT CUNT brah

Boogie
Funky

Snuggle
Snorkle

From your OP: "blowjob" lol

https://www.nytimes.com/2016/05/12/science/everyday-words-that-make-you-go-ew.html?_r=0

accountability
why
indeed
nook (it's a cranny if anything)

What's wrong with why?

Troma, the nook and cranny comment made me think of The Simpsons, and suddenly it hit me: you must not be a huge fan of Ned Flanders, am I right? Every time he opens his mouth he says something that has appeared on this list. Except blowjob, he doesn't say that too much.

This is the nook and cranny reference I thought of:

guess nothing in of itself, i just get asked it on a seemingly daily basis

'in of itself' is another i hate

There's not that much that pisses me off language wise but there's a chick at work obsessed with food (on a diet of course) and I often hear her say she's going to "smash" that gluten free pasta when she gets home tonight. I wanna smash her face into that revolting gluten free shit.